Oblivion but Everyone Moves 100 Times Faster

More funny "The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion" Npc dialogues and meme stuff:

#elderscrolls #bethesda #oblivion

[AJSTYLEZ]

"Look at the Muscles on You" Proceed to run into Bookshelf at super sonic speed 😂😂😂

[mikieswart]

this is somehow both soothing and incredibly anxiety inducing at the same time

[matiasvonbischhoffshausen]

I just love these things about the video:
-No one seems to care or know about their supersonic speed, and look as happy as always
-Martin seems to be the only one who is aware of the situation, and looks genuinely worried.
-People can't control the location at which they will land, constantly trying to go where they were supposed to, but have no problem stopping in front of the player, and Camoran manages to stop in front of his throne when he has to, after uncontrollably moving around the room for his whole speech
-Those two guys near the White Gold Tower at around 6:30 who somehow rediscovered Levitation
-Every time an NPC or the player collide with a movable object, the item moves at the speed of light through the air
-The constant bursts of speed and camera facing making it look like the player ragdolls for some reason
-Uriel Septim just teleporting at 8:08 to ask a prisoner to show him their face

[Accidental.Creation]

Oblivion, but everyone has the zoomies!

[GrahamJyc]

4:21 That must be a really rare NPC line in Oblivion!
Context: In the previous game, Morrowind if you wanted a full set of Daedric armor you had to collect it piece by piece. You couldn't buy it or craft it so you literally had to go out searching for each piece. There was only one Daedric right pauldron in the entire game and it was in one of the most obscure places possible so hardly anyone found it without a guidebook of some kind. Nice homage to ES3 there. :)

[tatuira]

The muffled sounds of shit being casually knocked over by these fucking golems. lmao

[arminasmikalauskas]

6:17
"What is it?"
Vanishes immediately

[notquitehuman]

Cyrodiil the minute Skooma is legalized.

[wtfgeis]

Watching clouds of items fly around at the slightest movement of anyone is pretty amusing. It's like if everyone in the game had the powers of the Flash.

[tomeofnolife]

Switch video speed to 0.25 at 6:20 for a really trippy experience

[GrahamJyc]

6:15 He had a moment... but ONLY a moment.

[deltaomega]

Not related to the speed but I'm amused by the fact you have an Emperor, a Blade, an Assassin and an Adoring Fan following you around.

[RdVortex]

Apparently everybody has found Boots of Blinding Speed.

[BK_gamez]

“And if everyone’s super…
… no one will be.”

[angriboi]

"Wanna see me run to that rock and back? Wanna see me do it again?"

[justinnavarro]

The way they hurled themselves towards you in your cell at 8:03 killed me 🤣

[midoritranslationchannel]

"It's good to see you again."
"I'm not listening to you. It's because I don't like you."
These NPC I swear to God.

[hugoclarke]

Their inane grins make me think the NPCs are enjoying this mod

[destubae]

"My sons... they're dead, aren't they?"
Yep, they ran into a sign

[phuturephunk]

Man, think about how fast M'aiq must be running around.