Google VS Bing

[jeevaMI]

Google : theoretical
Bing : practical

[Blxodiees]

Google = My normal thoughts
Bing = My intrusive thoughts

[blastermind]

How to get a child to do the dishes
Google: tell it
Bing: BEAT IT JUST BEAT IT

[brothercuber]

It's all fun and games until you ask medical advice

[naib]

Google : Patience
Bing : Straightforward

[dhrutimanbhattacharjee]

"Peace was never an option"
~Bing

[MrJowell]

Bing is just straight forward with it😂😂

[infainyt]

Google gives real advice, while Bing tells you to let your instincts do its job

[OMGItsAYS]

How to say "Ice Cream" In Chinese:

Google: 冰淇淋
Bing: Chilling

[gabrieltfe]

how to cure headaches
google: go to a hospital
bing: SLAM IT ON SOMETHING

[hafijurrahman]

google"tell your parents fast"
bing"kill him"
Microsoft Edge"call the swat"

[Sumie]

Google: tell your parents
Bing: tell a hitman

[No]

Bing is the physical manifestation of my intrusive thoughts 💀

[Unknown-myog]

Google gives you a legal answer
Bing gives you what you ask for

[lazarus]

Bing always gives the advice that will actually work. 😁

[Thorninjag]

Bing is the monster under your bed, Google is the parent who is also scared of bing.

[rektbones]

Bing gives quite fast and practical solutions. It is a lovely example for most browsers

[JonBo-ttht]

“Kill him kill him now” lol I am dying 💀💀💀

[flamoof]

Google: The Therapist Friend
Bing: The chaotic psychopathic friend

[leviathan]

Google -tell a trusted adult
Bing -quotes chancellor Palpatine