The Reality of Being a Wizard

[kirby]

The implication is that bone removal is the first spell in the book.

[Jhk]

_"I'm not proud of it..."_
Delivered that line like he's in a monty python sketch.

[Tumbleflop]

"I took his bones"
skyrim when you unlock the ability to pickpocket equipped items

[nintendofan]

That little “what 🥺” at the end sent me 😂

[jonaspen]

"people assume I'm a necromancer ALL of the time"
"cause of all the bon-"
"yeahh cause of all the bones"

[atleastcharacters]

Bro skipped the tutorial and went to the hard spells

[kk-ohnr]

"When the bandit woke up, his skeleton is missing, AND THE WIZARD WAS NEVER HEARD FROM AGAIN!!!"

[Pensive_Scarlet]

"Hmm, let's see... Fireball, Invisbility... (turns over 100 pages at once)... Ooo, Rob Skeleton! That could be my wizard name *and* the thing I do!"

[crunchypancakes]

That one guy that reads only the first 5 pages of the book and bullshits his way through the test

[Seoul_Soldier]

Bro skipped fireball, invisibility, divination or even flight. He saw the Bone-Be-Gone spell and was like "yep that's the one I want".

[noahsk]

“He’ll be dead by tomorrow” nah I don’t care what spell the wizard learned. I wanna know what dark forces that thug contacted to live a day with no bones.

[gabrielgoes]

The more your shorts pop up in my feed, the more I love 'em. Great work, man

[nephtys]

This is like all of those scenes where someone is totally not bothered or stressed and warns you don’t pull shit - dude, run - they aren’t bothered for a reason.

[xrli]

"It's called a deterrent. Everyone wants to be knocked out, no one wants their bone stolen." - Bone wizard

[Nerdnumberone]

He originally learned that spell as an easy way to de-bone meat for cooking. He just got really good at it from using it every day working as a chef or butcher. Even the most prolific dark wizards won't cast de-boning spells several times a day, every day, for a year.

[someguyinabox]

This is why fighting in a wizard war is much worse than any other lol

[hearthatbird]

I fear not the man who has practiced 10, 000 spells once, but I fear the man who has practiced one spell 10, 000 times.

[lexecomplexe]

"He'll be dead by tomorrow" implies Mr no bones has to suffer like that until morning. Jeebus

[DestructivelyPhased]

The “the book only had 3 pictures so I stopped reading it” has real sorcerer vibes.

[hellome]

-'Don't test me.'
-'" oH, DonT TEsT mE"'-
*bones taken*