I put free bird over outrunning blue shells for the entire rice

[MariTheNon]

to all the rice comments and ppl confused, I accidentally put "rice" instead of race for the title 💀

edit: guy in replies said to change it back or I got no balls
and I got balls fatter than your mom

[discoolphin]

Imagine being the person in last place that gets lapped and ran over by the 8 blue shells following them

[OneEyedGatekeeper]

I came for the rice, stayed for the race

[Goomba]

I think it's funny that there's so many blue shells that the game doesn't even bother trying to show them on the minimap

[one_grain_o_sand]

how to feels to watch someone who’s very obviously the main character go about their life

[cyan]

We're going back in time to 1996 to get blue shells off the items list.
That's right, we're going back in time to 1996 to get blue shells off the items list.

[aaydinturk]

i love how he finishes the race and instantly gets demolished by ten blue shells

[jamfilledjars]

The camera angles really sell this. I fucking love this.

[NotSoCleverUsername]

If this scene isn't re-created in the Mario movie, I will be disappointed.

[lanterns_glow]

Let's be fair

You earned the Freebird here

[AIRBORN_EEvEE]

*the prophecy foretold of a man who had no fear of the blue shell, and who would best it once and for all*

[saitamaopm]

That’s actually insane, I’ve never seen someone finish a rice that fast

[BravenKnight]

To all wondering why the map isn’t showing the shells:

The blue shells are flying faster than the speed of light, which is too fast for the minimap to generate, clearly.

[maximus]

It's like watching a swarm of giant bees chase someon down the street

[nachogeez]

I think I have found the definition of "schmoving'".

[ThatJ]

The temptation to fire your blue shell back at the one chasing you must have been immense.

[nasimi]

The speed limit does not apply while the guitar solo from free bird is playing

[crpineo]

Huh, I have apparently never actually heard _Free Bird_ before





I think I now know why it's an ongoing joke for people to yell "Play Free Bird" at wannabe 'cool' guitarist guys

[slammbamm]

"Your honor, the Freebirds solo was playing"

[Rastalos]

This sounds much better than 11 simultaneous blue shell alarms going off continuously.