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#shorts

[callanfox]

This is my personal “Plankton FARTS and DIES”

[SauceYaHoo]

Probably my favorite part of the revolutionary war was George Washington committing vehicular manslaughter while blasting freebird, it really turned the tide of the battle

[PineTreeProductions]

Can you imagine how terrified a 18th Century British soldier would be if what looked to them as three alien crafts came chasing after them traveling at speeds never before seen on land.

[celrailfan]

This is the most American comercial I have ever seen in my life

[MegaMGstudios]

I'm not even american yet this makes me feel patriotic

[BrandonW]

As an American, I can confirm this is exactly how it happened. 🇺🇸🦅

[evolvedape]

How was this not the actual commercial? It fits perfectly!

[ryanfromwiisports]

Let us always remember that even George Washington wore a seat belt 😌

[guyver]

Much like "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter" I choose to accept this as historically accurate, and am a happier man for it.

[igiby]

I can feel the patriotism rising in my veins.

[TheDrexxus]

This is how it is taught in American History class. Exactly what happened.

[JetFalcon]

As an American, I can safely say that this is one of the most American commercials of all time

[lowlypurveyorofcram]

Companies would be immortal if they still made ads like this.

[AidenTykeUrielGreenwood]

You can tell in George Washington's face he's not resisting the urge to strike these redcoats like bowling ball

[danthemilkmanOG]

Imagine being a redcoat soldier and seeing 2 ton war machines unlike anything anybody has ever seen speeding at 60mph toward your army, threat would be the scariest thing for them to see.

[Synthiewavu]

It’s amazing how they recovered and colorized such historical footage

[jimmyalfonda]

The look on his face made clear that he was ready to commit actual violence with that car. He was not gonna go around them, he was going over them.

[hatchmaster_]

It's a fairly effective lancer. At 120mph you can easily move to flank formations before they can turn to face you, and at 8 feet wide a car could take out alot of soldiers

[TheSmallestShayInExistance]

this is the best thing i have seen in months, hands down the most american thing known to man

[IratusAngelus]

This is how we actually won the war of independence, I would know, I was there, I was the British soldier on the right