Roasting the most expensive houses in the UK!

I try and find a house in the UK for Susan with a budget of £100,000,000! Will it be a castle in Scotland or a Manchester penthouse that makes whale sounds?

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[grace]

I’m scottish I can confirm we just really like musical chairs

[theinkbleeds]

obsessed with the contrast of sophisticated philip and MEGA DILF phil

[sadwhale]

“the windows are all… glass”
it’s nice to see phil being consistent with the idea of glass windows throughout the years

[jessnicole]

phil: “i don’t like to dance so we’re gonna have to put something there”

phil 2 seconds later: “ *DDR machine* “

[lochhjesmonster]

“That is a kinky hedge” is something I think every realtor should hear at least once from a client 😂

[charlottecrean]

sometimes i forget houses like this actually exist and are for sale. people live there phil, real rich people!

[HaruthaiKnight]

I gotta say i LOVE this genre of video for you, Phil. Give us more videos of you giving ✨opinions✨ on things! The more unqualified of you about it, THE BETTER!

[xckurcl_]

every other person looking for unique and modern decoration, aesthetically pleasing and matching colours and stunning architecture

phil: ✨GLASS WINDOWS✨

[almenaadams]

My sister and her fiancé live on a boat on the Thames. It’s really cute and they have loads of houseplants around the outside area because she works at a garden centre :)

[NerdyDisneyGirl]

Susan has been a lot of things over the years now she's a home buyer. I'm so proud 🥲

[miso]

"We'll replace that with an oil painting of Yuzuru Hanyu" Phil has TASTE
I don't own a castle, but I would also like to have an oil painting of Yuzuru Hanyu in my house haha

[TheMostValiant]

"Not optimal horse placement" manages to make so much sense in context

[ronnieredmayne]

This video has very special energy and vibes. Oldschool Phil meets present day Phil. I'm here for it! <3

[Leifisnotaleaf]

I love how none of the expensive posh places got more then a C, and then Phil saw the cheaper houseboats and gave them an A

[PrettyAndOrOdd]

Still devastated that they never went through with the house-flip video idea. The world needs footage of Phil attempting to do literally any of the tasks involved.

[mariocart]

The sound **NO** phil adds to his videos automatically plays in my head while I'm dealing with daily struggles

[EzzChase]

Does anyone else want Dan and Phil to do a house tour but not in a like " I'm a stalker way" or a "showing off all my stuff way" but in a way so we can see their interior design choices and what style makes them happy

[Faith-qhjs]

I literally can’t stop staring at Phil’s cardboard cutout of himself with the “mega dilf” shirt on it.

[Gretchasketches]

That ending I’m cackling. It feels very old school phil and makes my heart all warm

[xckurcl_]

the way its only 2 seconds into the video and im already CHOKING over the mega dilf sweater on cardboard phil 💀