Making Fun Of Big Dumb Luxury Homes

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[bobafettjr]

In all fairness, when you're in Central Park, there's probably already a naked person watching you.

[Galliao]

That penthouse went from 250M to 150M? I'd be dumb not to buy it at that discount.

[Gamingdude-yydc]

PLEASE let this be an ongoing series I am BEGGING you

[FatNorthernBigot]

All I've learnt from looking at homes on the internet is money and taste are not the same thing.

[jsnsk]

Builder - So you've got a house design for me?
Architect - Yes Sir i do.

[jimtalbott]

What’s sad about most of these homes is that ACTUAL old mansions in upstate NY that’ve been there for a century or more and have ACTUAL history are often torn down, because the estates they’re on can be divided up for 3-4 of these things.

[Roysito]

Please make this a series, watching you criticizing luxury homes is super easy, barely an inconvenience

[drewidlifestyle]

The swinging couch also not facing the window is wild

[TheRenofox]

Analyzing the purposes and practicalness of all the weird sofas really makes the video. It's so clear someone just wanted to make a big house, and then had to think of some furniture to place in it so it won't be all empty.

[neerajnandan]

The more uncomfortable your chair is, the higher your status is, this is a well known fact.

[iGushaEmnyama]

"This is the off-white house" lmaooo

[ebradley]

I've done contracting work in a couple of multi-million dollar homes, and yes, the owners are exactly what you would expect them to be like. I always loved the staff though. They would take care of you like they were your best friend. One place we worked, the lady had Godiva chocolate delivered to her daily. She ended up going out of town (probably because she didn't want us to see her) halfway through our job and the staff would give me the Godiva to take home on those days.

[AlaskaNativeManitou]

"That's too many floors!" So true. Keep in mind that if there's a fire, firefighters have a good chance of rescuing you only if you're on floor 1-6.

[KMH]

Can confirm Lake Michigan actually looks like that

Use to be a house cleaner for homes like this. So depressing to keep coming back and dusting the same 6 extra bedrooms that are filled with stuff that no one uses just for the sake of having it.

[flippert]

"..stop existing so condescendingly.." will be my new go-to phrase for every socially awkward interaction.

[chrisblanc]

“Can you imagine walking into your front door after a long day and feel, aw, home sweet home. Then realize you have another 15 minute walk to your bedroom.”😂😂😂

[swistedfilms]

Worse than realizing that you forgot your phone when you get to the 129th floor is realizing it on the elevator UP to the 129th floor and realizing that you have to take the rest of the ride before you can do anything about it.

[charleston]

Justice for Tarquin: he deserves his own style of velvet suit, he’s an individual! Not a carbon copy of Joffrey. Wish Mother and Father would understand that

[mettajennifer]

My dad once said "Nobody needs that much home. What a waste of money." And that lives rent free in my head when I see these mega-homes.

[synonymouswithjello]

To he honest, I really like the Very Fancy Olden Times houses. I think they are beautiful. Multimillion dollar houses featuring modern art and lifeless warehouse aesthetic on the other hand feels like such a waste.