If Soccer Was Invented Today ft. Arturo Castro

Hamilton (Arturo Castro, "Broad City") pitches the game of soccer to his eager bosses.

[English subtitles available]

Cast & Crew:

Hamilton: Arturo Castro
Dora: Ana Fabrega
Ivan: Lui Vega

Writer: Eric Cunningham
Directors: Lucien Flores & Michela M. Smith (Loose Seal Productions)
DP: Albert Salas
Production Coordinators: Maria del Mar and Emma Steele
AC: Axel Ebermann
Sound: Kevin Kniowski
Gaffer: Adam Lukens
Key Grip: Brian Maclean
Wardrobe: Natasha Kutrovacz
Hair and Makeup: Blair Aycock
Editor: Oscar Hernandez
Composer: Bryan Ricker

[RavenPhoenix]

I will probably learn Spanish from watching these.

[iris]

it can't catch on in america because there are no commercial breaks. 45 minutes, up and down, up and down...no chance to sell a truck, car insurance, ziplock bag, nothing.

[ZlakEdoras]

goalkeeper is blamed for everything in the game lmao
for life... I'm dead

[bernard]

OMG i died, he said "so the players score like in basketball
No way, they rarely score, and somwtimes dont even score at all"

[youreokay]

I haven't practiced Spanish in two years so I'm super happy I could understand that

[talktokunal]

They "translated" football to soccer in the captions. Well...

[silungileannitantuli]

Turn YouTube captions ON to see subtitles.

[iliasifantis]

probably youtube algorithm today think i am spanish

[omarma]

the video : "futbol"
subtitles : "soccer"
tell me you are an idiot without saying you are an idiot

[HHh-ejrl]

40 minutes, and nothing happens. that is so true.

[Zen-rwfz]

I'm not sure if I got that "skilled hand" joke right

[sovannt]

I knew it, I've been Spanish all along

[deenad]

La eres muy pequeno?
[No] you can even catch a dolphin with that net.
😂

[zuuzuuka]

yeah, sometimes no goals are scored for the whole game, but dear americans you have no idea what exaltation is felt when a goal is scored, its not like when theres a touch down and you guys shout for 5.5 sec and belly bump, no its like being born again, shits wild, men go fully homoerotic for like half a minute, fucking 2 minute songs break out, we call our relatives. Scoring against the other team is very strategically, tactically, and physically taxing, so the pay off is just as mad, and knowing that a full game can go without a goal or end in a tie makes scoring/being scored against, winning/losing incredible/devastating beyond what is felt in any other sport, thats why you see so many fans going on joyuous rampages or wailing uncontrollably during/after matches.

[kevinescobar]

The chick looks like a La-Tina Tina Fey 😎

[roseballerine]

I'm disappointed that he didn't mentioned fake injuries footballer always make

[Ken-trsi]

That's called a vuvuzela. Used in all soccer matches in South Africa lol

[bmax]

just turn English captions on and it'll be fine

[siddislikesgoogle]

Soccer. The game where exciting things "almost" happen, all the time.

[AnotherDustSpec]

hands are skilled becasue he touches... never mind