River Ward is the Worst Romance in Cyberpunk, He's a Psychopath! #Cyberpunk2077

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[smeghead]

Panam takes her entire family into a war with the most powerful megacorp in the world for you. That's real ride or die energy.

[xXWLDDOGXx]

Johnny: Fuck the cop.
Female V: ok
Johnny: *No I don’t mean it like that!*

[TheMightyKawama]

"River is a psychopath! I cant be with him!" says V as they mantis blade another 50 people into sauerkraut

[keithstone]

"He hits you up as if rescueing his newphew is a date"
Dawg, it don't get much more romantic than that in night city.

[LucanoGaming]

Even non-romantic relationships are great, male V and Judy is a great example. Judy becomes this really close friend to V and her messages after she leaves NC and starts traveling are really wholesome.

[orangeglowOfficial]

"River is a psychopath"

Kerry blew up a van and threatened pop stars wjth a gun bc he didnt like that they covered his song.

[JonnesTT]

I mean, in night city rescuing your nephew IS a date.

[orange_turtle]

The mission with river where you investigate the farm is easily one of the best in the game. Its like a cop show where your investigating some massive conspiracy, then you get there and it hits you with some of the most fucked up and disturbing shit in the entire game. Absolutely masterfully done storytelling.

[nickshane]

He actually turned me down, as my character tried to seduce him. Also everyone in Night City is a psycho. So calling an ex detective one isn't saying much.

[MrTrashRat]

The best characters you can romance are the ones you can't romance

[BobDerGute]

There are no "romance options". There is only Meredith Stout.

[Homelander-ftw]

What romance options? You have 1 single romance option in the game, and that's Panam Palmer.

[jsnake]

told judy she looked good in a wet suit and she said "dude chill" shit geeked

[hightechhunk]

Panam is not a filthy desert dweller, she’s a beautiful desert rose.

[nebulashitpostprodubtions]

Female V: "I can fix him"
Johnny: "Please fuckin don't V-"

[brakefluidbrain]

How River even dares to develop a crush on the most dashing merc in the city, awkwardly express it in the best way he knew and then want a stable relationship?? This man is insane!
My only regret about River is that we get so little of him :/

[Immopimmo]

River is just a big dorky puppy. You get a sweet revolver and a sexy tank top for romancing him and it's nice to see V have a wholesome boyfriend experience.

[TheMallachiv]

In my first play through I romanced river, he’s an adorable goofy who sends you sweet texts about how he loves and misses you when you are away from him. He may be rough around the edges but he cares and he shows it without being a rude angst filled dingus like some people 🙄🤣

[dioxide]

“he’s a psychopath” considering they won’t let me kiss World Renowned Domestic Terrorist johnny silverhand, i’m taking what i can get