CLEAN Classics Summarized: The Iliad

You asked, I delivered! Today I revisit my most popular (and least well-done) video to date, to provide those of you who inexplicably use my videos for EDUCATIONAL purposes with a better classroom option.

[sixpomegranateseeds]

It is the rare content creator who can make their no-swears version just as funny as the original.

[kitkatmuffin]

I love how unenthusiastic you sound when you remove the curses

[uwu-hggp]

Actually, I’m pretty sure Patroclus was like, the second strongest guy in the army. After he went out to kill some Trojans in Achilles’s armor, he killed a bunch of people. Apollo had to intervene to make him stop. This is probably also why Achilles chases him around.

[candysweet]

Ahhh Yes, This Is What My Teacher Showed My Advanced English Class And What Made Me Follow This Awesome Channel! (Also The Censoring Audio Is So Funny 😂😂)

[ouatiseva]

I sent this to my Language Arts teacher and he played this and the clean Odyssey for the class
It was awesome

[Moonstar]

The ultimate irony: Achilles, the greatest warrior of all time, the near immortal, the guy who nearly killed Apollo, was murdered by Paris.


By PARIS.

[Tsukaiyo]

5 stars on the seamless replacement of 'bad words'

[NinJenna]

I've seen both versions of this now and if you watch the one w/ swearing then watch this one it's even more hilarious! Personally I try to refrain from swearing so I will be adding "I strenuously object!" to my non lethal quiver, as it were. I thank you most humbly Red! *bows*

[gertkanvan]

I have already seen the original, but this video is just as great

[ellabronkema]

I love that where it's censored, the words don't quite fit. For example, "when Menaleus kicks his *booty* "

[fallenleaf]

😂😂😂❤️
I prefer the cussing but living for your tone in the sensors 😂😂😂

[cthulhufhtagn]

I love how you took out the verbal cussing, but left in the stuff on-screen.

[dragonrider]

I just love the pic you use for sad ares. I wanna just hug him, it's so sad.

[margarettaylor]

I still think that you should edit this video to include Book 24, when Priam (the old man) GOES TO THE GREEK CAMP and BEGS ACHILLES TO GIVE HECTOR'S BODY BACK. And ACHILLES DOES IT. One of the most climactic scenes of the whole epic, if you ask me.

[ultgeek]

Wait she cursed? I did not notice at all!! Damn

[blue]

Lol the replacements of cursing at
1:02
3:06
4:11
4:47
6:08
7:56
10:07

[FantasyAngel-zjbw]

I laughed pretty much every time she said: 'posterior'.

[Fishbowlery]

At first I thought, "Did Autoplay bug out? Am I watching a repeat?"

And then the covers for the original saucy language were entertaining enough that I watched this through! :D

[patteri]

Me: "Doesn't Odysseus look a bit like Snake from Metal Ge... and he's in a box"

[ni]

for the goddess of wisdom, Athena makes some really not smart choices here.