Doctor Reacts To The Most Bizarre Onion Medical Headlines

I had so much fun reacting to medical headlines from The Onion 6 months ago, so I decided to do it again! Beyoncé getting a surgery to look like her character from The Lion King, Rob Gronkowski playing as a bionic man, being truthful with your OBGYN, treatments for cancer and Alzheimers… The Onion truly holds nothing back. Remember, The Onion is a SATIRICAL newspaper, meaning none of this is real.

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-Doctor Mike Varshavski

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[mattbigby]

You can't be sued for impersonating a doctor if your name tag never said you were a doctor.

#bigbrain

[pietraornela]

"You'll still eventually die"
"yeah, that's true"

oh...

[kristinaperezdiukina]

“I am an auditory listener” wow that is so unexpected...

[TehAuroraWolf]

“There is commitment to acting, and then there is becoming a real lion, and between that there is a medical line that should not be crossed”

Dr Mike just described “Cats” 2019

[megancurtis]

Anyone else notice he said he's an "auditory listener" when talking about audio books? Honey, we're all auditory listeners I think you mean learner 😂

[BrockPlaysFortnite]

How come they have disposable stethoscopes 🤔 I didn’t know they throw them away

[tokiomitohsaka]

“You will still eventually die”

Oh man, I feel cheated, I thought a standing desk would make me immortal.

[TheFinalMB]

As a vegan with a standing desk, I can confirm that I forgot the question.

[shepard]

Dr. Mike: "I'm an auditory listener"
Me who listens with my nose 🙄

[miciah]

This seems like a great way to start my morning.

[dcordin]

Aspirin is a brand name as well. You know, kind of like how Kleenex or Band-Aid are brand names. Acetylsalicylic Acid (ASA) is the medication's name.

[lorenzobrigode]

“You’ll still eventually die”

“Yeah that’s true”

😂

[picasssothegrate]

What if Pamela reacted to the onion headlines without her knowing that these are from the onion, while doctor mike reads them with his most serious tone-

[KarisMajik]

"Why is there a laser pointer?"
"For khajiit patients that don't get enough exercise, duh"

[raebee]

In nursing school, they taught us to ask patients "what is your understanding of your illness/condition/etc?" which seems somewhat similar to your question about what they're theory is.

[elastoid]

"I can't believe people take Onion headlines seriously." Proceeds to get really worked up about Onion comments.

[julietjolly]

Dr Mike: “...Encourages more natural spine curvature...”
Me who already has severe scoliosis: :0

[wackywarriors]

Your bee whoop sounded like a bark! 🐶🤣

[fayfure]

Dr Mike: it's satirical, we as humans should laugh more.
Also Dr Mike: getting worked up explaining

[archerhitthetarget]

Mike: “When I’m driving to the hospital”
Me: Oh no what happened!



Me a minute later: Oh wait-