This existential crisis is only available as a limited time offer! #shorts

[maestoso]

This aura of existential dread packaged in an early ‘90s infomercial really works!

[czarowen]

“Piñatas full of blood, waiting to be whacked by the Grim Reaper” the poetry here is amazing. So beautiful. ❤

[matthayden]

"dread, anxiety, and a will to live sold separately"

[riri]

an existential crisis really does feel like one of those old ads you would wake up to at 4:00 am, amazing job Stanzi

[juliuscruz]

The one about staying inside or going outside is sadly relatable.

[spacecadet]

“But wait there’s more! I’m so scared all the time.” Genuinely made me start dying 😂 I was so caught of guard

[JamesRoyceDawson]

“This offer is fleeting, as is life” goes exceptionally hard and I wish real infomercials used it

[alexthemarshmallow]

I feel like my anxiety and depression would be a lot easier to handle if it was presented in a 90s(?) style commercial like this one. The music and clothing really tie it all together.

[ThisChangeIsAwful]

ive never seen a commercial for existential dread before.

this hit way to close to home

[rzyfvr]

“ this offer is fleeting as is life and I wish someone would hold me “ I felt that

[rulerofthepronouns]

Nobody:
Not a Soul:
My brain at 3 AM:

[elitettelbach]

The infomercial aesthetic is spot on! “I wish someone would hold me” is such a mood.

[cecelia]

it’s nice to know others feel this way

[kquinnvandevelde]

Just the other day I went from thinking about the callouses on my knees to thinking about my mortality in about 1 minute of mental gymnastics.

[Bowl_O_Udon]

“And I wish someone would hold me” Goooosh how I felt that on another level 😭😭

[dee]

You are straight up the voice of this generation 👏

[mlem]

Highkey "piñatas full of blood" is pretty metal, I gotta start using that phrase

[devrenee]

I am NOT tired of constantly thinking of my mortality. In fact it brings me great relief, excitement, and joy to imagine that my suffering can end in a split second due to a freak accident 😅😅😅

[galaxyst]

I'd probably buy anything if this was the ad.

[jewishfox]

This woman is a national treasure and I love her.