"Cash or card?" - "Neither." - "You still have to pay." - "I'm good at washing dishes."
kataseiko
"Cash or card?"
"Neither."
**pulls out gun**
"Ok card"
devanshbadireddi
“Sparking or still water?”
“10 beers, thank you”
Куката-ие
"Cash or card?"
"Can i just walk out?"
"DAMNIT HE KNOWS"
IKEACherryChair
“Cash or Card?”
“Neither”
*Pulls out Gold ingots*
blueboytube
“Cash or card?”
“Do you accept trade?”
“What?”
*pulls out 12 gauge*
“I trade your life, for my meal”
wordsforname
“girl laughs”
“max laughs”
ALSO MAX : WHATS FUNNY?
*MUSIC INTENSIFIES*
mobilehikqrii
i’m a waiter and we’re told to ask “still or sparkling?” then charge them £4.50 unless they utter the magic word “tap”
markflaherty
My man really said "Neither" 💀
dandragonn
We also call it a "This or That" strategy. It limits choices and implies that they have to choose one. 🙂👌
The_Yosh
"you have to pay for the food innit"
British confirmed 🇬🇧
Hidden.username
“People like free stuff”
Lady in the back:🤨
stacywillia
We not gonna talk about the fact he became alien at the beginning 🤯
carsgonewrong
Here in NZ, any place that has an alcohol license must provide free water openly on all tables. And since most restaurants stock alcohol the standard is to just put water at the table when you sit
fluffyfetlocks
Completely works! Makes the option of "no" less obvious because you're busy thinking which option you prefer or you get too flustered and need to choose something quickly. It also works on kids well, e.g. instruction to get ready for bed becomes "brush teeth first or bath first?"
eunice
I love how over the past year we have gotten to see him become slowly more and more unhinged
cheeseymoon
Bro thought he can get away with that *NEITHER!* 💀
Kiss__
“Cash or card?”
“Neither”
*walks away without food.*
huG
That's cool and all but does not change the fact that in Australia there are 48 million kangaroos and in Uruguay there are 3, 457, 380 inhabitants. So if the kangaroos decide to invade Uruguay, each Uruguayan will have to fight 14 kangaroos...