Visual vs. Mental Attraction

Craig Ferguson's funny moments! Get ready to burst into laughter with this collection of hilarious shorts. From his legendary late-night show to his stand-up performances, Craig's wit and humor are on full display!

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[loolfactorie]

* tall man walks into a room *
women: "I am mentally stimulated."

[texantornadomma]

"I see. Would you like a puzzle?"

[johnchandler]

My grandmother took my wife shopping for clothes just before we married. When my wife was choosing some practical underwear my granny said, " No no deary. Men like the little ones with your pussy hairs showing". My wif almost choked laughing hearing my 78 year old granma saying that. She said the sales girl looked like she was being strangled trying not to laugh.😅😅 RIP Grandma Edna. You were one of a kind.❤

[viniciuslourenzettiferreira]

"would you like..."
Man almost let intrusive thoughts win

[xenofear]

"I see. Would you like to solve some differential equations?"

[jeffreydean]

Women underestimate how important personality is in women. Men take pride in their wives being nice, sweet, personable. That’s so important. Nobody wants a rude, jerk model.

[FAISALALYAHYA-]

Woman: Stimulate me!

Man: RIDDLE ME THIS!?

[AndyJMacLeod]

Never ask a fish how to catch fish. Ask the fisherman.

[TheRenegadePlayer]

"I see. Would you like to know about the fundamentals of Engineering?"

[Zlittlepenguin]

Craig: “I see… would you like-“
Craig’s mind: “careful now, craigy boy, you’re on American television”

[SirDavidAsher]

Craig was the last late night host that felt real. Hilarious, flirtatious, but a respectful gentleman at the same time. Damn, I miss the days this show was on the air.

[izzojoseph]

He caught himself JUST before he said something that would get him fired😂😂😂

[bri_____]

"Men fall in love with what they see.
Women fall in love with what they hear"

[indracatraarccipasa]

Tall handsome well dressed guy enters the room
Women: i am mentally attracted to him

[jameshicks]

Greg Ferguson was absolutely the best night talkshow host. I made it a plan not to miss his show.

[svt]

Wise grandma.
Wiser and beautiful granddaughter because of her grandmother.

[simontide]

You know what makes women happy?
NOTHING! - Bill Burr

[pUrpLEsnake]

Every time my wife wears nice underwear or a little makeup I feel so special. Genuinely. Like she wants to go the extra mile just for me. It's not just attraction, it's a very sweet gesture.

[alirahman]

Very attractive and delicate style of speaking so heart touching and great delicacy in her talking

[kishorerajaraman]

Great thing about Craig is he ran this show with no defined agenda . All episodes were so impromptu and funny! Miss him.