Goth Dating SURE has changed!! || Meme Dub

Boy howdy, the more things change, the more they stay the same

The Doomer/Roman was @ChronothePinkuisitor

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[magnifigalanimates]

For those curious as to how I'm well versed in the german tongue, I am in fact from Switzerland. That's right! That cheeseburger accent was a ruse! ICH WAR DIE GANZE ZEIT EIN EMMENTALER KÄSE

[imperialfist]

“And that Velanus is how Rome fell.”
“Really grandpa?”
“Yes, now shut it I hear your grandma calling and I really don’t want to be a sacrifice to her gods.”

[Falkenhorst]

For those interested, here's the translation: "Well, well, little Romeling, I will do weird, kinky shit to you that you ain't recovering from 'till monday. [Gothic Cackling]"

[MaylocBrittinorum]

After the disastrous Roman defeat at the hands of the Visigoths in the Battle of Adrianople, the body of emperor Valens was never found, so the exact cause of his death is likewise unknown. Therefore, the probability of him being killed by snu snu with a Goth gf is low but not zero.

[muzumaki]

Now my ass dont know too much german but that Legionaire boy bout to either be unable to walk till monday or is about to be involved in something that will last till monday.

[inquisitorbenediktanders]

Good to see someone being able to do germanas a second language well.

[Mrkabrat]

21st Century Goth GF: I'm a beast in the sack
4th Century Goth GF: I'm a beast in the sack.... *OF ROME!*

[l.ok]

The virgin: _"Everyday we stray further from god."_
vs
The chad: _"Dominus dereliquit me."_

[giacomoromano]

Goth gf:"Ehy, i am Christian too, you know!?"
Roman: "Oh, thank the Lord. I got worried there, for a second."
Goth gf: "That Arian guy was really convincing, when talking about Jesus."
R:

[brendanmuller]

>born too late to get a barbarian goth gf
>born too ugly to get a modern goth gf
GODDAMMIT

[roefishguts]

Asterix comics are 100% historically accurate you can’t convince me otherwise I won’t listen to the lies

[radegast]

I think that Goth warrior awakened something inside of me, something dark that i didnt know existed.

[TR]

Goth: "Na, na kleine Römling, ich werde dir komische geile Scheiße anrichten davon erholst (du) dich bis Montag nicht mehr!"

Roman: "Dominus dereliquit me."

[onairwithjarvis]

When making a wish with the Monkey's Paw, you must be specific with your wish, especially when asking for a goth GF 😨

[EinFelsbrocken]

The romans be like "begone, goth!"

[sleepyguy]

>Tfw you will never have your city be raided and pillaged by barbarians while you are being snu snu'd by Goth girls

[slwtdvy]

*Gothic girlfriends got me questioning my loyalty to rome🗿*

Vivamus Moriendum Est

[Urinalobot]

>tfw no cute goth girlfriend who calls me a ''kleiner römling''
>why even live?

[maxmazza]

As someone with a history degree, I can confirm that this content is indeed peak humor.

[sunbeames]

I'd say the Roman guy got the more exciting deal.