Killing everything that can't be killed

RIP those guys

Song used: The Beginning - Demon's Souls OST

[ZullietheWitch]

Contrary to popular belief, the female Undead Merchant is not unkillable. If she survives being hit, she'll run away, but she only has 420 HP (Yes, I'm serious). You can kill her in regular gameplay if you just deal enough damage.

There are actually a few other places besides bonfires where c1000 is used, such as the Plaque of Legends in the Battle of Stoicism, the Darkmoon Tomb entrance where Gwyndolin speaks to you, and, weirdly, one of the big graves in Firelink cemetery. I decided not to show all of them because everything ends up being basically the same as how the bonfire or Snuggly behaves.

Also, there's a bit of a weird interaction with tails I didn't really go into. If you spawn it the normal way, by tail-cutting an NPC, setting the tail's HP to 0 does nothing. If you force spawn it separately, setting its HP to 0 causes it to vanish like a few of the other NPCs.

[ZullietheWitch]

Anastacia just t-poses in the face of death and somehow Lautrec managed to kill her.
He knows something we don't.

[themoonsevilsister]

I love how the price of killing the serpents is hearing their dying words echoed through your head for all eternity
how metal

[Rat_Poobrain]

1:56 "HAHAHAHAH, WHAT A FOOL WE HAVE, WHAT A WRETCHED FOOL WE HAVE!"
*Becomes taxidermied*

[relaxinggascoigne]

Me: hits elbow
Entire nervous system: 1:30

[adradox]

- Kill Anastacia
- She ascends to godhood

I see now why Lautrec wanted her soul.

[GamerRoman]

Interesting to note is that the ever lasting dragon and the man-serpents has a boss-like fade-way.

[sparkywilson]

"Bro this edible ain't shit."
15 minutes later: 1:29

[JD_]

Zullie, i understand you're still mad about the collar on your dress, but don't you think you're overreacting a bit?

[ZullietheWitch]

One thing I only just thought about that might explain a lot about tailcuts being NPCs is remembering how severing the limbs of the Centipede Demon spawns them as centipede enemies during the fight.

[norman]

Snuggly saying: "You, you" Repeatedly is pretty damn cursed & they seem mad as hell but it makes sense because she gives you the best loot for shit no one wants and you just fucking killed them using hacks.

[UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

0:52 frampt smugly pretending he wasn’t just *forced* to die

[SkullkidProductions]

Alvina just shares the same fate as any cat owned by that one cat lady down the street who gets waaaay to attached to her Mr. Mittens, taxidermy’d into a paper weight

[zoeymoss]

You can't kill Anastacia? I think Lautrec has something to say about that.

[comradecatbug]

I think I've seen someone legitimately oneshot Frampt and get this animation.

EDIT: They used hypermode greatbow.

[joshdawson]

Alvina just straight up Taxidermies on the spot.

[RogueScythe]

I just died laughing at the Black Knight Spirit just minding its own business and just suddenly asserting its dominance and falling.

[AshnSilvercorp]

1:46
And with that sound, the eternal dragon was probably a boss at one point.

[RuinedSilver]

Frampt: "I fear nothing"
Dusk: *kills the magic of a bonfire rendering it a normal flame*
Frampt: "Correction- I fear THAT thing"

[bibjihbz]

2:07 Ah, the quadrupedal version of the T pose