Ogre Kingdoms | Warhammer Fantasy

First they came from the east, stomping through the borders of kingdoms and empires as if they already owned them. They war constantly, not out of malice, but for profit and sustenance.

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Their king charges into battle on his gamer chair, you know what faction you're meant to play.

[ImperialKnight]

Don't let his lazy appearance fool you. Greasus once killed a tyrant who challenged him by body slamming him with his massive gut and then devoured him raw in the arena right in front of his whole clan before daring anyone else to challenge him.

[briantarigan]

Honestly, Ogre is one of my favourite faction, they are not evil or sinister in chaos kind of way, they didn't seek world domination or glory, and flexible enough to be mercenary, they are basically a bunch of British pub dwellers that want to fight for jolly good feast, just feed them a lot and boom you got their loyalty.

[CT-Clone]

No voice in our ear but the Maw.
We relish the sound of its call.
We'll plunder and feast on any man any beast, doesn't matter we'll snack on them all.
The stragglers we didn't consume, are chucked in our sacrifice stew.
They scream and they run but that's part of the fun, 'cause the Ogres are coming to get ya!
Oh Ogres! Ogres! Chomping on meats, filling our guts with our struggling treats!
Tearing, chewing we kill for the Maw, the power and grub's what we're doing it for!
Crunching and biting we kill for the Maw! The power and grub's what we're doing it for!

[Jayjay-qeum]

"The new mountains gave us shelter... We made fire in their mouths...

The tribes split the lands... The Tyrant's roared and fought... There were many kingdoms... It was good for many winters...
The tribes grew and grew too much. Now we follow the sun once more..."
-- The Saga of the Ogres, as interpreted by Yohan the Honest (declared eaten)

[CommanderBohn]

Ogre 1: [[SNIFFS INTENSIVELY]]
Ogre 2: What? What is it?
Ogre 1: CARAVAN.
[[HORN SOUNDS INTENSIFY]]
Cathayan Caravan Leader: HORY

[BaronVonMott]

"Power?! We're Ogres! We take what we want! What more do we need than that?!"

- TradeLord Greasus GateCrash DrakeCrush HoardMaster Goldtooth The Shockingly Obese, Over-Tyrant of The Ogre Kingdoms

[Achillez]

Attila the Hun: "This is how we are represented in the 21st century??!!"
Genghis Khan: "Unbelievable..."

[guilhermeschanner]

"Ogre! Why not fight someone marginally close to your own girth?"

Bretonnian knight about to impale an ogre with his spear

[or_gluzmanPeace_IL_PS]

Can't wait to paly as North London.

also the Forces of Destruction always seem to be the only ones having fun.

[thechangeling]

I agree with pancreasnowork in that legitimately, ogres are the one faction in warhammer fantasy that probably would be the best to live as overall.

Your life is eat, you have an incredible tolerance to pain, anything aside from a great and mighty beast/dragon is probably going to be easily subdued by you and then eaten...your not exactly super disposed to chaos corruption due to old one shenanigans, and your dumb enough not to realize what setting you are in. Even if you are tired with life in the equivalent of the Mongolian steppe, you can ply your trade as a mercenary and work your way into another races culture, you may not be an elector count or elven lord...but few people are really going to correct you or say you "can't" be a knight, "lord" or anything else...because of "the implication" If they try to correct you.

[gabrielaubry]

Surprisingly enough, their king is a creature that is muscular rather than fat, wearing a conical helmet, and seems to have a perpetual oiling sheen...

[donquijoker]

The ogres, upon seeing the explorer in the valley: "My retirement grease! Nooo!"

[johnbones]

First off, great video. Your Warhammer ones are always my favorites.


Second off: Dwarfs. Dwarfs! DWARFS!

[neolexiousneolexian]

Someone should really teach these people agriculture and animal husbandry. You only need to get two or three tribes on board, and evolutionary and economic competitive pressures should take care of the rest.

Think of the economic and military benefits— Ogre workers, ogre mercenaries, ogre inventions of fertilizer and refrigeration. Plus, they'll probably name you "The Great Food-Bringer" or something, and give you a lifetime supply of meat.

[EPICoutcast]

“LOOKS LIKE MEATS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!”
-The Dutch, August 20th 1672

[gsthomas]

First off, love the video. Amazing job showing the lore and motivations of out favorite hungry boys.

But where are the Gnoblars? They're a key part of Ogre society and you didn't mention em! They're my favorite bit!

[thegametroll]

My favorite warhammer fantasy faction used to be the greenskins. Now it's second only to the ogre kingdoms. Thank you templin institute.

[serbianslav]

No voice in our ears but the maw
We relish the sound of its call
We'll plunder and feast on any man, any beast
Doesn't matter, we'll snack on them all

The stragglers we didn't consume
are chucked in our sacrifice stew
They scream and they run
but that's part of the fun
'cause the Ogres are coming to get ya

Oh, Ogres, Ogres
Chomping on meats
Filling our guts with our struggling treats
Tearing, chewing
We kill for the Maw
The power and grub's what we're doing it for

Crunching and biting
We kill for the Maw
The power and grub's what we're doing it for

[jamjar]

broke = tyranids are 40k skaven
woke = tyranids are 40k ogres