Sweeney Todd- The Worst Pies in London **LYRICS ON SCREEN**

**I DO NOT OWN SWEENEY TODD**

[corlenajames]

A man (who hates London), comes into your shop and you knowingly feed him what you call is 'the worst pie in London.'
Dude was doomed to go mad, Lol.

[codycall]

This entire clip Johnny Depp looks dead inside and really confused as to what's going on its funny

[rebe]

I love her accent. It's natural because she's actually British

[meghancook]

Johnny Depp's face in this is just the best.

[lydias]

“I should know I make them” I don’t know how she does it. She has an amazing voice

[corlenajames]

Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter and all the cast was so excellent in this film!! I absolutely loved them all in this.

[codycall]

still mad at Netflix for taking Sweeney Todd off

[doereymia]

I love how he’s supposed to look dark and menacing but his reactions are hilarious

[purlple_you]

0:45 Helena your voice made my heart melt during this

[liveforlife]

When I first watched this movie (not knowing the musical) I missed a lot of the lyrics in this song. I love the little foreshadowing of the woman who's suspected to have put cat meat in the pies.

[fazbearproductions]

Its funny how she makes her pies from dead humans and people dony suspect a thiiing

[HiperBunni]

Literally only Tim Burton could pull off making this musical a film. Still one of my favorites to this day

[jbbellinato]

This is such a good song I'm using it for an audition 😁🎵

[funnybunny]

Most of the cast has worked together before. I wonder if they’re all like “hey, great to see you again! Can’t wait to start doing another movie with you. You’ve worked with Depp before? Yeah I saw Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. It’s been a while since Harry Potter.” 😂😂😂

[bradeyfallon]

A customer!

Wait! What's your rush? What's your hurry?
You gave me such a fright, I thought you was a ghost
Half a minute, can't you sit? Sit you down, Sit!
All I meant is that I haven't seen a customer for weeks

Did you come here for a pie, sir?
Do forgive me if me head's a little vague
What was that? But you'd think we had the plague
From the way that people keep avoiding
No, you don't

Heaven knows I try, sir!
But there's no one comes in even to inhale
Right you are, sir, would you like a drop of ale?
Mind you, I can hardly blame them

These are probably the worst pies in London
I know why nobody cares to take them
I should know, I make them, but good? No
The worst pies in London
Even that's polite, the worst pies in London
If you doubt it take a bite

Is that just, disgusting? You have to concede it
It's nothing but crusting, here drink this, you'll need it
The worst pies in London
And no wonder with the price of meat

What it is when you get it
Never thought I'd live to see the day
Men'd think it was a treat, finding poor animals
What are dying in the street

Mrs. Mooney has a pie shop
Does a business, but I notice something weird
Lately all her neighbors cats have disappeared
Have to hand it to her, what I calls enterprise
Popping pussies into pies

Wouldn't do in my shop
Just the thought of it's enough to make you sick
And I'm telling you them pussycats is quick
No denying times is hard, sir

Even harder than the worst pies in London
Only lard and nothing more
Is that just revolting? All greasy and gritty?
It looks like it's molting and tastes like...well, pity
A woman alone...with limited wind

And the worst pies in London
Ah sir times is hard, times is hard

[SpiritedHeart]

Am I the only one that gets grossed out at the sound of a bug running across the floor directly after he bites into the pie?

No? Ok then

[ColdFuse]

Holy shit, I just realized she was originally selling cat-meat pies 😂😂😂😂

[echoyaknow]

She's trying to get customers but openly says her food sucks

[sakurapetrescu]

Ok I don't get it putting cats in pies in gross, but making pies with human flesh isn't

[jumerroque]

Wait the lady who plays Ms. Lovett is she the one who also played The Red Queen from Alice in Wonderland?

Because when she said sit it sounded a lot like The Red Queen talking to Alice when she went to her castle.