*Every Product Manager in a Corporate*

Hilarious Office Chaos and Tech Fails with your Corporate Product Manager, Product Owner or Agile Coach. Best humor containing Microsoft, Atlassian news. #humor #corporate #programming

[scooterman]

"My downloads folder" made me choke, too real

[howdarethee]

Most people who don't work in this type of environment might not understand how painfully accurate this depiction is

[KiIIGame]

"im not saying the managers know what theyre doing, im just saying i really dont care" LMFAOOO

[zalmar]

We were reprimanded that our tickets were not under epics. We had no priviliges to assign tickets under any epic. I created a ticket for the responsible ppl to give us priviliges to assign tickets to epics. I was reprimanded why the new ticket is not under any epic.

[Handinmapocket]

That final "Jira" got me more scared than any horror movie ever could.

[Birdsofparadiselost]

I think I have PTSD from the MS Teams call connecting tone

[girurerumu]

“If it looks good on PowerPoint, it looks good on business.” This pretty much sums up my boss. I work as a consultant for a huge company in Europe.

[lephtovermeet]

"When can we have AI integrated into that?"

"Sir we make hard drives"

[ivanbragin]

"Politics over progress"... man, I am crying

[UnhingedNW]

Before I even got out of school I knew I wouldn’t be able to trust anyone that refers to people as “resources”

[juliusapriadi]

Spot on... tried to consult a huge company about a simple ticket tool. UX, stakeholder interests or efficiency were like the very last things anyone cared about.

"we don't need an API, the working student can just copy it manually between the systems, until maybe in 2-3 years someone releases the budget to make an update"

kill me now

[cuteButKindaDeadlyBreloom]

This is what my life is like except my boss doesn’t do air quotes around AI. I crave death

[uumuu]

"My downloads folder" lmao fr if I lose that shit it's the library of alexandria

[Razgriz]

I'm not kidding when I say I worked with a product manager who BRAGGED that she had never opened or used the product she managed.

Something about "it means I don't get bad ideas when building the replacement."

... The "replacement" is 3+ years behind schedule.

[armisteadab]

the insight of this channel is amazing

[Thewhiteandorange]

oh good. we all work for the same fail-ups who value a deck over actually doing something, anything, of value.

[NFSHeld]

"I see you more in a leading role, coordinating the outsourced development via Outlook, Jira, code review and Excel reports" - COO, to the best programmer on the team.

[brunospasta]

„I need to know what you will be doing in CW51 next year! Why is there no Story planned yet? We are agile now.“

[michaelaugh]

God that "this is a management decision" hits so hard. Like, acknowledge what's actually going on and provide some answers. 😂

[potatodawin]

your look is always on point regardless of what kind of character you're playing