British Empire

a short story about the British Empire

[henrysun]

1. Conquer the land
2. Add “British” somewhere into the name
3. Create a flag for it with the Union Jack

[Mardoxx]

Land: *exists*

British Empire: “I-, I’s for me? 🥺”

[gargamelvoeyt]

Oh so you like tea?
NAME EVERY COLONY

[cypherbrittainnethegodofsl]

Everyone's gangster until British Empire conquers Jupiter.

[andrejhofer]

In the MCU, Thanos, his minions, the Asgardians and various characters from Guardians of the Galaxy all speak english
*This means that britan conquered the entire universe in the mcu*

[azj_]

Everyone: So what parts of the world do you control?

The British Empire: *Everything you see*

[Cwmbran]

In Britain we don’t play ‘Pin the tail on the Donkey”, we throw a dart at a World Map & say “Bagsy that’s mine” 😂😂😂😂

[vuctz]

“We commit a particular generous amount of trolling innit, bruv.” The United Kingdom, 1922, totally legit

[matthewlee]

Otto von Bismarck has been real quiet since this dropped

[Agent_BE]

Top 10 pieces of land that were never claimed by the British empire:

Thanks for watching

[justinian-the-great]

Let's play a game: If you're colonized by Britain clap your hands!

*A LITERAL QUARTER OF THE ENTIRE WORLD: machine gun clapping*

[PadanianS]

"Imagine not claiming for the Queen every uninhabited rock you find in your path."

- This meme is gently offered by the Bri'ish Empire gang

[skaor]

I can't wait for "British Earth".

[Goddead]

Now we need a version of every colonial empire
I would like to see a video of this style of the Spanish empire

[Penkets]

Husavi’s quality grows with every day.

[gaiusjuliuscaesar]

When your country arises from the azure main at heaven's command

[DylanoRevs]

Britain looking at the world map: Abracadabra, *taps their colonial lands* they're mine

[nothinginterestinghere.]

We do quite a considerable amount of mental trickery and mockery of those who are unfortunate enough to fall victim to our Dever little trap of social teasing

[ernestorivas]

US: *separates from the British Empire*
British Empire: Do you think that's going to be my end? No, I will still colonize

[neo-luddismrules]

As a Dutchman, I have the right to say "give me my colonies back!"