The Tech Coach strikes back

In the past years we have been overwhelmed by agile coaches bombarding us with important stuff like the optimal length of a sprint, how to rip off a Post-It and why we should use CAPITAL letters on story cards.

The question is, will that help us write better code? Will it make our programs more maintainable?

Probably not. Nevertheless, organizations spend barrows of money on agile coaches, but not a single dime on technical coaching. This lunatic must come to an end and now is the time for us developers to fight back and protect our right to grow in the art of creating code.