Warhammer 40k Factions if they were Explained by Alex Jones

Alex Jones the Loremaster giving you the 30 second lore summary of each faction!

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[piethegoon]

The idea of a tyranid in the garage and it scurrying away when I shine a flashlight on it like a racoon brings me such glee

[weirdtyrant]

The idea of all Custodes being clones of John Wayne is hilarious.

[ison.]

Are we sure Alex Jones isn’t a time traveler from the grim darkness of the far future. He seems to fit into the 40k universe too well

[TvM.TheTechnomage]

Grey Knight: "I'm for real".
Yep, lore accurate.

[lich.possum]

"Im in a scientific matrix grid in the early phases of being inserted into an extermination system" is going into my dating profile now

[greyknight]

"I'm like a racoon in a garage" killed me

[egillskallagrimson]

The Mechanicus line couldn't be more fitting. Alex is enlightened by the Omnissiah

[snarst]

I busted out laughing at "I'm a fraud."

[RIVALBLACKWELL]

I like to imagine Dark Eldar say “Im a liberal uuu” for mocking ironic effect as they drag people off for mega torture lol

[lumberluc]

Necron: "I'm an Expert"
Imperium: "I'm a Man"
Tau: "I'm a Canadian"
Sisters of Battle: "I'm a Christian"
Grey Knights: "I'm for real"
Eldari: "I'm a white guy, and I'm ready to kill"
Orks: "I'm a primitive"
Tyranids: "I'm like a raccoon the the garage"
Chaos: "I'm basically... I'm a fraud."
Ultramarines: "I'M A PATRIOT!"
Squats: "I am 1776"
Dark Eldar: "I'm a liberal. UWU"
Custodes: "I'm a reptoid clone of John Wayne and Elvis"
Mechanicus: "I'm in a scientific matrix grid, in the Early Phases of being inserted into an extermination system"

You got that on that note. Great job!

[trynoxfun]

-Grey Knights
"Im for real"
*YOU GODDAMN RIGHT*

[AnotherMC]

“I’m like a raccoon in a garage”
Yeah, that’s accurate.

[georgekostaras]

For some reason, knowing the Tau are Canadian makes me laugh till I cry

[DotZipfile]

I think the necron's line is underappreciated. Really fits that vibe they tend to have of "Alright fucks, out the way, we'll take charge from here cause you guys suck compared to us."

[Pedro-zuuq]

"Im a reptoid clone of John Wayne and Elvis" while showing a Custodes lmaoooo

[TheWarmachine]

Alex Jones: "I'm hilarious and you will quote everything I say."

[josevictorionunez]

I first got confused as to why the Tyranids are "A Racoon in a Garage" but then I remembered who Genestealers can easily sneak to Imperial Worlds.

[ConceptsCool]

Alex Jones has just become the cream of the crop when it comes to your awesome stuff Barry.

[heavymentalgamer]

I am speechless about how perfectly fitting the Mechanicus bit was. Not a single word was out of place.

[MyPantsAreOhSoFancy]

What I am still trying to wrap my head around is if Alex Jones was made for 40k or was 40k made for Alex Jones?