Biden's Long-Lost Western! Featuring JP Sears

President Biden keeps referencing an old John Wayne movie with the quote "You're a lying, dog-faced pony soldier." The trailer for the movie has finally been found. Featuring @AwakenWithJP !

#comedy #western #usa #babylonbee #joebiden

[brianwaldo]

This can be used as a historical documentary depicting Biden’s presidency.

[sioux]

" If you don't go see this movie, "Malarkey, " then, you ain't black!
❤Coming soon at a theater near you.

[jwdundon]

I can only give us a 90% approval rating because 10% goes to the big guy off the top.

[brianvnt]

"My buts been wiped"

Probably the most informed and truthful thing our president has ever said.

[JO-kplk]

We must not neglect other classic
Biden Westerns such as 'A Fist
Full Of Taxpayer's Dollars' and
'High Plains Grifter'.

[msm]

Dude deserves an award for saying those lines without laughing.

[MiddleOutdoorsman]

Oh my gosh, how did the actor spit out those biden quotes with a straight face?! 🤣
Comedy gold, well done!

[jamieclinard]

I was laughing so hard😂 then I realized our president actually said all that. Like for real😳

[showusjustice]

😂 this is absolute the best thing that has come from the Biden presidency.

[TheSouthIsHot]

The more you watch, the more hilarious it gets. You realize that every single line Tex utters is exactly what Joe Biden said!

[jerrywhittington]

This should be used as a campaign commercial. Let the crowd funding start!

[jsmcmxlvii]

This was a pretty accurate Western. It was based around the time that Amtrak was built all the way to Hawaii, and the cowboy rode it for over a million miles so he could personally deliver a Wells Fargo gold shipment to Iran to rescue Amelia Earhart and save Middle Earth. Classic!

[everready]

This skit is right up there with Moving from California to Texas.
The actor that played the hero did a great job. I don't know how anyone could remember lines like that. Holy Malarkey!

[cardmansales]

dog face pony soldier was a racist term for black people in the 1800s and durring civil war. their was a lack of horses and due to that black soldiers often were given ponys instead... most racist thing ever said by a president... how has no one reported on this???

[nathanjohnson]

I miss real comedy. Thank you guys for doing this. No one has the balls to offend anyone anymore in Hollywood, so it's nice to see someone doing God's work.

[mchrome]

Really good really funny. If Biden ever watches this he’ll probably believe it’s his actual bio and start to tell stories of his cowboy days. Biden’s a legend in his own mind for sure.

[joanieaugust]

"And you control the guy or the woman who brings out the carts on a forklift!" 🤪🤣

[ericsfishingadventures]

I wish this movie was actually a full length feature! 🤣🤣🤣

[USAR]

I was hoping and praying they wouldn’t forget the disturbingly hilarious “hairy legs” line, and they didn’t disappoint. Best Bee skit yet 😂

[brianrichey]

This is Brilliant! Keep up the truth over “Biden’s Facts! 🇺🇸Trump2024🇺🇸