Jeff Bezos Shopping for three hours in soho today with girlfriend Lauren Sanchez #jeffbezos #amazon

[ayv-]

He made $101, 487 in the amount of time he walked to the car.

[soronos]

The book recommended in case you missed it -
“How To Ignore People By Pretending To Be On Your Phone by Jeff Bazos”

[skithunter]

Jeff wasn’t shopping, let’s be clear. He was just paying.

[JB-qtwo]

That dude is living his best midlife crisis

[drdankinstein]

That phone call was about as fake as his security guy’s right hand 👋🏼🤣👋🏼🤣👋🏼🤣

[KDawnn]

Me avoiding the Costco sales people by pretending I’m on the phone 😂

[sarah.j.]

look at her smile lol 😂 that's an "I have a limitless shopping budget" smile 🤩

[rosemaycalou]

He not even talking on the phone fake phone call for not responding to these bored questions....good idea jeff

[jeremiahbuck]

Proof you can be a billionaire and a simp

[rozeriley]

the way the music cut off when he ignored them is comedy gold

[duwaine]

Why didn't she just order from Amazon 😂

[YEDxYED]

He could at least make the call look real 😂

[magicalfrijoles]

I would hate being in danger 24/7 and need a security detail. Having $1B is where it's at, because you can still pretend to be a commoner. Just own a Civic as your bat mobile and act like a normal person. As soon as you hit $50B, too many people know your face.

[jjmccloud]

Dude isn't even on the phone with anyone 😂😂😂

[daddykiller]

Lauren Sanchez has a smile like the joker!!😂

[TheRealMcCoy]

Ahh the old "pretend you're on the phone" trick to ignore the peasants, i use this on the mall when i walk past the kiosks 😅

[wp-theillest]

Def ain’t on the phone….. and watch her…. She lit up in front of those cameras….flag frfr

[SimonCU]

I like the way he pretends to be on the phone so he doesn't need to reply to any fans or reporters.

[fecardona]

Imagine being so rich, powerful and full of options to do whatever you want…yet you have to fake phone calls while walking on the street

[e.o]

Anonymity is the highest luxury in my opinion.