DO NOT Name Your Child This...

What's the worst name you've heard for a child?

"Toni and Ryan" is a podcast by Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon
Follow us on Instagram - @ToniLodge and @Ryan.Jon

[massomouse]

Clidia + Cuntley = lesbian power couple

[maggyfrog]

c u n t l e y is like trying to swear in cursive 😹😹😹😹😹😹

[herewatch]

"But I like the name..." Why do these parents only care how they feel about their child's name? How could you not want to make sure your child isn't gonna have a hard time in life? I don't understand signing your child up for lifelong torment just because you have a personal preference. The narcissism and inconsideration is baffling!

[forbezr]

I had a teacher who had to choose between her married name... Mrs Orgy or her maiden name... Mrs Gooch. Poor woman couldn't win lol

[ashleygardner]

Here in the USA, there are laws against and measures taken to prevent inappropriate license plates, on cars. But nothing that prevents inappropriate baby names. It's a damn free for all!!!!

[tobygordon]

Here in the UK a BBC presenter became the butt of the joke on social media on a Saturday morning after he was sent to cover the petrol shortage during COVID times. Phil McCann was sent to a BP petrol station in Stockport which had run out of petrol

[Rosskles]

I once heard a woman shout out after her son, 'Odin! Odin!' In a shop I used to work. Few months later I heard another mum call after, 'Loki! Loki!'
I wonder if they ever met lol

[chelzbellz]

Was helping my mum label envelopes for her job many years ago and came accross a "Pat Magroin". We still laugh about it to this day 😂😂

[mindovermatcha]

before I knew my daughter was a girl I was considering boy names and I really liked Jack..I told my BD about how much I adored the name without considering the last name..he point blank looked at me and asked "Do you hate your child?" "Jack Russell?" 💀🤦🏻‍♀️

[brettonoverton]

The news reporter on my local news station is named Anita Bath. I’m 48 and it always gives me a little giggle.

[lamarblake]

Real campaign slogan from years ago where one politician Benjamin Dover lent his name in support of Richard Love who was running for an office. To fit the names on the the placards you would see on front lawns in the district, the placard read: Ben Dover for Love.

[dylanjc]

If your son is gonna be stuck with the last name Faartz, there's no first name that can save him. Might as well go full joke.

[mojo]

I was an RN in the neonatal unit, and some parents named their daughter Rectalina. We all tried to talk them out of it, explaining why. They said they understood but thought it was pretty.

[EricaGamet]

My dad, who would have been 89 now, was named Richard and went by Dick. In the early 70s when my brother (also named Richard, but went by Richie and then Rich) was around 8, 9, 10-ish, my dad would introduce himself to people by saying, "I'm big Dick, this is little Dick." My mom was mortified! Back then, us kids really didn't say dick as often as people do now... it was considered very rude cussing. I really didn't start using it until my dad died in '96 when I was an adult! I felt like it was okay then haha!

[fjjfjfj]

New Zealand posts a list of banned baby names every year. Absolute gold to look through

[AngryNerdBird]

What you wanna bet that P. Ennis deliberately asked for an abbreviation in the yearbook 😂

[lelandunruh]

My father went to high school with a Michael Hunt AND a Richard Head. I've seen the yearbook. Parents must've just been more innocent in the 40s!

[larrybremer]

Some people I have actually known in my life, Hung Dong (machinist), Anita Mann (front office worker), Harry Cox (USMC buddy), Peter Littlewood, (client), Brook Trout (high school girlfriend), and while I was in the Marines at one point our Battalion CO and XO were literally Col. Sanders (actually a LtCol but close enough) and Major Payne, and best of all a buddy who joined the Navy was Tom Stain, who after basic training was officially "Seaman Stain".

[Alan.Endicott]

I used to work in our state legislature, and two senators named Ken Cox and Robert Butts shared a suite of offices.

"Where are you going?" they'd ask.

"Cox and Butts, " I'd reply.

[charlesb]

Back in the 80s I was a teller supervisor in a bank near a university. Every autumn we had an influx of students opening accounts so there was a crowd in the lobby. One of the personal bankers come up and begged me to call the next person on the list. I refused, saying; “I am a gay guy and if you think I’m gonna walk around the lobby calling out for Mr. Long Dong, you’ve got another thing coming!!”

Now maybe after work….. 😉😂🤣😂🤣