r/justneckbeardthings Top Posts Of All Time #2

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[princesstarah]

1:50 that's? Literally child grooming?? Onion man is that you???

[LLLadySSS]

My parents are ok with this arrangement–

I'M 44


[SCREAMING INTENSIFIES]

[panicatthemood]

Nobody:


Not a soul:





Neckbeard/Nice guy Snape: M’Lilly is dead because she went after the douche

[KeitieKalopsia]

I always liked the childlike 900 year-old characters in anime, just because I found them funny. I never realized people actually FETISHIZED them!

[creechieuihana]

Ok, don’t slap me, but the dude at around 1:50 actually has a great concept for a LOT of ideas. Imagine you could just get little hoomans in a capsule or something, or maybe have butlers shipped in an Amazon box! Or you can go farther than humans and put an ANGEL in a box! Take the cringe out of this concept and this is a revved up and ready comedy machine. 😂

[Sweetumskitty]

I hate it when people are like “How would you like it if they turned Laura Crauft into a man” and like... if he’s wearing the same clothes as her I will not argue, that sounds great.

[Vampgurl]

3:19 never disrespect Hagrid like that again

[SPRIETOable]

I started to watch your videos recently and I really enjoyed your Snape impression

[Cliffhanger_]

I have some tea and sushi bake I thought "this day was to wholesome" I am here

[runningdowntherails]

I listen to these while I'm cleaning [on my speaker; which is VERY loud so I could hear it over the vacuum] and I almost had a panic attack when the "FBI OPEN UP" part came on xD it was so flipping loudddd lmao

Your vids are GR8 tho lol

[prageruwu]

i love how on that long list of weird requirements at the start he felt the need to clarify "only biological women" as if some trans woman was gonna read it and be sad that someone who probably thinks she's a male crossdresser rejected her

[SaintJezehell]

I’m dying over the FBI clip. Did one of them just smash a vase against the wall? 😂

[mothshroum]

So the KFC thing reminded me of this. But I actually dated a neckbeard who worked at KFC for a very short period of time, because he went off on me over text for saying no to sleeping with him multiple times.

[ProjectPsycho]

Neckbeards will speak like a knite in the medieval times and wonder why its so easy to see who they are just by a text.

[pleasedontfailusproduction]

Funny as heck but 2:30 ear warning lol

[Grey_Warden_Invasion]

Oh, that Switch looks awesome. I'd like to have something like that. Had a hard time finding new joycons to replace my original grey ones because they all come with mixed colours that absolutely don't fit together and that are a pain to look at.

[ClockworkPurple]

Lord Maximus seems like the type of guy who’s only a Feminist in order to date chicks

[erickrodriguez]

1:50 It’s just human trafficking but with extra steps

[spiranomad]

Just reminded me I need to buy a new joystick for my joycon. Damn drift

[Sophia-czeb]

3:17 Where did you get that?😍 I‘ve been looking for controllers like this for over a year now, but I can’t find anything :/