Jerma's Best Of Spore

Defeat the enemy babies

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[elgato]

Peep the horror but only for people with photosensitivity

[papaelf]

13:40 I have no clue how arachnids exist. They have what's called an open circulatory system, this means their "blood" doesn't move strictly within a closed set of vessels like ours does. Their hearts just kinda drip body fluid into other parts of the arachnid, and it seeps back into the heart through slits on the heart itself.
And that's how sort of how they move! It's called arachnid locomotion. They squeeze this body fluid into their legs to extend them and take a step, then they squeeze their little arachnid muscles to pull the leg back, which propels them forward, moving the 1st and 3rd legs on one side of the body, and the 2nd and 4th on the other near simultaneously. Leg coordination varies between status of the arachnid and species. Fascinating stuff!

[BlueMikaela]

These memorial videos really help me get over his death, RIP Jerma

1785-2024

[SRowntree]

I'm glad this channel is still uploading even after Jerma quit streaming and making videos forever. Although it seemed a little excessive to say that he hated all of us the entire time.

[sisterbloomers]

39:36
“While we have sex, think really hard about machine guns” is such an underrated Jerma quote I think we should say it more often

[frogblehfrog]

i miss spore so much i want to be like 9 again and watching my brother play spore and never fucking letting me play it because he was afraid, he saw my full potential of being the best spore player alive and he didn't want that to happen since that would mean that i am better at spore than him and he couldn't handle that.

[AM_on_YT]

I once saw someone say “every copy of Spore is personalized.” Realest shit I’ve ever read. This game was barely functional when it came out and it’s a slog now. I love it so much.

[phatphlanks]

2:02
‘not fun, gameisntfun, bad game, why, who putyouuptothis”

This enraged Spore, who punished Jerma severely

[yungstigmatamanne]

cant believe i just witnessed the true origin of zerkinoff

[LivingroomsetDep]

It’s amazing, you can actually hear him become more jaded in real-time

[elik]

400 hours in spore and i have NEVER seen that screen flashing bug! he is cursed!

[averageyoutubeguy]

i love eating spores and various fungi

[walkerthehat]

Spore has the best part of the game first, then a wild animal open-world, then the worst part of the game, then Dune Spice Wars, and then Star Trek: The Next Generation for like 40 hours before you get bored and make a new creature. What's not to love?

[Gabagels]

51:58 is the best because nothing is really happening, jerma isnt plotting a bit or anything, and then he just pans the camera over to one of those lion creatures shaking that thang

[Denarden]

"Bugs are math"
wait until Jerma finds out...EVERYTHING is math.

[krewl]

38:15 "it's sully and mike"
Disney lawyers: they must die or at least mike must

[bromangee]

Skipping to exactly 8:50 and then being hit directly with the forewarned flashing lights is not the vibe in searching for 😭

[swift]

20:55 me and my buddies actually did eat a whole head of iceberg lettuce while super stoned and it was awesome thank you very much.

[jillsandwitch]

best of spore is such a funny title when he only played the game once

[Roach_Dogg_JR]

Jerma can be so articulate when speaking, but when he writes the descriptions he has the actual grammar of a 2nd grader.