Cooking Mama: PETA Speedrun (2m 2s - World Record Attempt)

this is a former WR of the parody game Cooking Mama: The unauthorized PETA edition.

surely an epic gamer achievement tho

[vvvvallejo]

i think the most outrageous part of this is how they tried to make egg cracking violent by adding blood

[unxify]

If anything it makes you question “Mama” if she actually cooked without properly cleaning the food

[RandomHans]

when I was a kid, I has no idea that peta created this, and now they are literally comparable to team plasma

Ah yes, the different components of an egg: the shell, the white, the yolk, and blood.

[juangallardo]

I used to play peta games because I couldn't afford the actual games they were parodying. I don't think I ever got the message peta was sending.

[randomgal]

PETA: makes a game to make people feel bad about cooking animals

Speedrunners: *Cook it faster*

[randomfluffkingt.]

PETA: makes a game to show how eating animals is apparently messed up
Speed runners:
*Ka-chow.*

[mozzeralleh]

i love how the veins and organs are hyperclean yet literally EVERYTHING else is bloodsoaked

[notrelatedbyblood]

I like how peta’s attempt to scar children into never liking meat just ended up creating video game sadists and nothing else

[francocaceres]

I played this as a kid, thinking it was the normal game. I was so confused when I saw the normal game.

[Yasahiro]

That chicken just makes me think that people in PETA are like that because they don’t even understand how animal based products are prepared really. If I saw someone offer me a chicken like that obviously I’d complain

Edit: My most upvoted comment on youtube is also the one where I call Turkey a Chicken. I feel ashamed but also so happy

[fransthefox]

PETA: *is kidnapping perfectly healthy and happy animals to abuse them and starve them for years, then "put them out of their mysery"*

Someone: *eats meat*

PETA: "You are a murderer! How dare you!"

[maxfecteau]

I love how instead of actually helping, this is peta’s response to animal cruelty.

[guaperryz]

Peta: this game is to make children vegan
Children: i am terrified and scared
Peta: See? Vegan

[kadbad]

imagine making a game to stop “animal abuse” and people *SPEEDRUN IT*

[flytie]

The only thing i would criticize this is they don't clean the turkey properly.

[toritori_]

Fun fact: Holding a chicken like she did at the end would put stress on it and be painful. Great job PETA :)

[cowboybarbaryn]

“Damn that’s disgusting”
*takes another bite of cheeseburger*

[nini-qydo]

I played this a lot as a kid thinking it was just a cooking game. I was used to chickens and turkeys being butchered since every summer I stayed with my grandparents who had a farm. I got used to it overtime so the game was literally just that a game. I was more worried because they didn't clean up the turkey properly and that my grandparents would be mad.

[francescova]

0:27 As i cook often eggs directly from my grandma's chickens, there abosutely is no way eggs could drop blood