Why I Think RFK Jr Dropped Out

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Hi Friends.

I wanted to share my thoughts on the fact that yesterday RFK Jr. dropped out of the presidential race and threw his support towards Donald Trump.

RFK had a rocky campaign from the start partially because of his views and also due to odd moments he had on the campaign trail. Moments like a picture being snapped of him walking out of a plane bathroom barefoot.

There was also the time that he had a detail resurface that he had a worm in his brain that ate most of it.

I also talk about the international love of Doritos and what pot pie has done to society.

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Video Directed by Jacob Menache
Recorded at Arlington Improv in Arlington, TX

[JoshJohnsonComedy]

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[jedwing]

I met Josh today on the street in my Brooklyn neighborhood. He was running past on his way somewhere in a hurry. I said "hey" and he stopped. We shook hands, I told him I love his work. He was genuine, humble and just cool. It's nice to know artists that you like are good people.

[TurquoiseInk]

As an immigrant I can attest Doritos are crack. I finally gave up Doritos and soda and dropped 50 lbs. The food of the Enemy! 😂

[PopcornPip]

As someone who immigrated to the U.S. when I was a child, I’ve never felt so seen. I have a lot of memory issues, but for some reason one thing I can’t forget, carved into my brain as a core memory, is the sleepover in 5th grade when I first tried a dorito.

[dbznappa]

This guy does the daily show during the week, and tours on the weekend. People think that's his job. That's two full time jobs!
His third full time job is writing, rehearsing, refining, practicing all of this!
Now witness the best of an entire generation become the fucking GOAT through effort and talent.... and empathy, surprisingly!

[caitcc]

Josh getting fired up about bad food is the most Louisiana thing ever 😂

[Andymcg]

“I’ve fallen down a very specific rabbit hole” yes I’m familiar with your stand up please continue

[mackinacisland]

In the first year of my marriage, I made salmon patties (from the can) about once a week. My husband finally came clean he hates salmon patties. We r in our 37th year of marriage. I haven't made him salmon patties for 36 years. The pot pie story reminds me of this. Thanks for the laughs.

[vcapers]

I want this young man to make scads of money from his comedy. We need laughter so badly. I only discovered him recently and listen to one of his standup almost every night to forget about climate change, bad policies and family struggles.

Thank you Josh.

[spacedbro]

Josh's old man energy is so high I honestly took it for granted that he'd be a pot pie enjoyer. I am legitimately shocked.

[psychedelicpegasus]

I drank Arizona Iced Tea and Pop Tarts imported from the U.S. on two separate occasions in my life. Drank the tea, felt high and then went home and slept for 5 hours. Tried one pop tart (strawberry flavour) for breakfast, became incredibly hyper, for half an hour and then fell asleep on the couch for 2 hours. What a rush! 😂

[Gersheyz]

Sugarhill Gang rapped about this. "Have you ever went over a friend's house to eat and the food just ain't no good? I said the macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed, and the chicken tastes like wood"

[drkalamity]

The food thing is so true! I'm a native New Yorker and went to a "NY Deli" out of state and I've been a victim of the same crime. My heart goes out to all the other victims out there.

[TheNukewarfare]

I’ll be real. Went to the grocery store today. Saw a bag of Doritos, and decided at the last minute to throw it in my cart because I haven’t had them in so long. Got home. Started eating them and saw Josh just uploaded a new video. “I think we might’ve done crack again…” Already halfway through the bag. Can confirm. 😂

[richpeltier]

In my head I'd always assumed that RFK Jr. just asked the lady who hit the bear, "you gonna eat that?"

[tiffanyblack]

Overstaying one's visa to spend more time with Doritos is about as American as it gets 😂😂😂

[helanna]

Josh Johnson - you are the good news. You are probably the only guy who can go from pot pies to RFK, Jr. and his bear and make it make sense. (Or as much sense as any RFK, Jr. story can be.)

[baxterdevin]

As someone who had a VERY white grandma who grew up during the depression and hoarded expired Cap'n Crunch in her basement, yeah I can put some of those recipes on Nana. My Nana was a beautiful, compassionate woman who raised 4 children as a single mother in the 60's while working as a Head Nurse...but her cooking was not good. But she did know the art of the Bad Food Ambush.

[Sicaughtik]

"Nana's world famous mayonnaise grapes" LMAO I had tears running down my face!

[XckBrm]

This is one of the most fiery and passionate that I think I've ever seen Josh get, and he's yelling about pot pie.