God Makes Spiders

[WiccanRai]

Some people have spiders as pets. For the rest of us, they move in unannounced, leave their crap everywhere, play hide and seek at inconvenient times, creeping us out and refuse to leave.

[butters]

"I've got to go wash my hands."
God gets to sink, sees a spider, screams so high pitched all the dogs on Earth howl.

[kosmic_sharky]

"They're not poisonous are they?"
"Oh, no no no no no, "
"Okay good."
"They're venomous." 😂🤣😂

[NikkiBdraws]

God also being freaked out by spiders is the most relatable thing.

[KikuAkachan]

As Australians we needed the permission to swear to be able to deal with all the spiders we get here. They're nearly all venomous. 😂😭😭

[Silver_WolfShadow]

“They have tanks?-“
“Not the vehicle”

I love this part 💀

[lady_bexy]

😂😂😂 As an Aussie, thank you for giving us the ok to swear and curse!

[Becsfjosie]

Thank god spiders don’t actually have tanks

[aidenthompson]

Anyone who finds coins around the house, just remember it's the spiders paying rent

[ruthlogie]

Says incredulously, ‘They have tanks?’ 😂

[susangarland]

Please continue branching out to different animals. Your dog videos are epic, but you doing other creatures would be so cool.

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Friend was into the creepy crawlies and while I never fully embraced the bugs, the tarantulas were okay after a while from a safe distance. His geckos were hella cute so that was a plus.
Spiders outside of controlled enclosures still make me scream like a banshee in absolute terror though 😂😂

[Crom_]

"If it bites you and you die, its venomous
If you bite it and you die, its poisonous"

[RavynleeH]

Another Aussie here saying thanks for blessing our profanities! 😂 I absolutely love these God and Angel/Gabriel videos. It doesn't matter how many times I watch them I always have a laugh, they just make my day. Thank you Jonny as always! ❤

[sandradavies]

Whoever said "out of sight, out of mind" never lost sight of that spider in the bedroom.

[Alvarin_IL]

Some spiders are like doggos. You can pet them. They don't play fetch, though.

[Snarl_Marx]

My now husband says he had 2nd thoughts about dating me when we first met once he found out I had a pet tarantula. 5 years later and he's still not crazy about her, but he and Minerva have come to an understanding - a cautious alliance. Hey, progress is progress!

[deborahaumiller]

"They have TANKS?!?".😂😂😂 i see a little sherman tank with a tarantula sticking out of the top, with a tiny Army helmet on😂😂😂😂😂

[Leftyotism]

For those who are wondering:

venomous means you get the poison / toxins injected

[TheeAmethystEmpress]

"I'm gonna go wash my hands." 😂😂😂😂
That was a great touch!
God ain't havin nothin to do with that creation! 😂