I was about to become Spider-Man…

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Bro's canon event was to "Get shit on"

ZakaZaRayo
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“How did you become Spider Man?”

“I got shit on by a radioactive spider”

SleepDeprivedShadowy
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spider really just saved him from losing his uncle and having to hide a double life

BluSoldier..
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Bro really said "you ain't the one"

milaabdallah
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" My name is Peter Barker and i was shat on by a radioactive spider"

ziemniakkilll
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Bro really said "you're not worthy" 💀

primeleader
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I had a pet jumping spider. We named her Edith. She was missing her one front pedipalp when we found her, and she was young so she was small. We fed her accordingly and took care of her, but she only molted once. She never grew from them. Few months later she passed. I miss her. So small, but such a big heart.

EmLovesCamaros
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The jumping spider said here's my gift for letting me shart on you😂

jenlewis
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Bro took "get shit on" to another level 💀

Ilosh_
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Bro knew it was his canon event and started dancing 💀

Lovesickfog
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"You had to get shit on, it was a Canon event"
-Miguel O'Hara

thatguy
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When the spider is smarter than a whole human

the_strong_man
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Bro really said "get shit on" 💀💀

thebluedinosaur
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If you don't know, this specific type of spider literally DANCES to impress his wife.

tdsnoob
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It felt like he got into my eyes when he jumped 💀

BODEi_
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"Ok let's do this one last time, I was just a teen but one day a spider shat on me, after then I was known as the one and only shidder-man"

GrayveeYT
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The spider is tired of people deciding her fate of having to bite people, so it decided to do its own thing.

xxfalcoonxx
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Jumping spiders propel themselves by suddenly changing the blood flow in their body. When a jumping spider wants to soar, it contracts special muscles to increase the flow of blood to its legs. This makes the legs fully extend and sends the spider flying — sometimes as far as 50 times the spider's body length.

Stxrlightlove
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The spider just jumped through his face😂😂😂

uedxndv
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"OKAY, people. Let's do this one last time! I was *_SHIT_* on by a Radioactive Spider..."

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