Funny Confessions! #30

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[levirichardson]

Last dude has 100% margin on his side hustle. Insane businessman

[gastonomy]

That Dandruff girl deserves points for her creativity.

[osheridan]

The dandruff one made me gag- Imagine a kid flicking dandruff at you saying it's snow

[kenzw]

"Walter Weight" ain't no fucking way bruh 💀💀

[help]

"mom our house is haunted by demons"

"no that's just your sister making weird faces on all fours in the hallway"

[Evan_Almighty]

these people woke up and chose violence.

[vladyevseyev]

That waiter story is relatable. When people tell me how they are I usually respond with "That's nice." Well one day one of my co-workers said that his grandpa was dying in the hospital my mind subconsciously made me say that. He probably hates me now.

[ThatOddWaffle]

The first girl would be a great parent. She has perfected the peak-a-boo face 😅

[mooshie]

But it’s not borrowing if they’re selling it-💀

[LoveyLennon]

Fr about to go to the lost and found, bro is SMART

[alexandst]

The guy with the roommate should have made a secret account and bought his table to see the roommates reaction to it being him

[MsFloptok]

That scalp one was foul 😭😭 a little too creative

[dansnell]

Bro if my roommate tried to sell my shit I’d sell his organs to the mob

[mandl]

Naw its always that one girl with the cushioned backboard 💀

[demirie]

Last guy is on the grind, mad respect

[mruegge]

The lost and found one is really smart tbh, idk why I never thought of that

[tanukies]

can only think of her saying it like “GOOD CHOICE 👹👹👺😈” 💀☠️☠️🏴‍☠️

[raid--er]

Holy shit the 4th one was unexpected and now I am probably going to piss in my bed too

[stolze..albanerin]

the first one will be in my nightmares😊

[lucymilasophie]

My face when my sister steals the class bunny then shaved it bald and holds it for ransom just because her teacher yelled at her