Funny Confessions! #28

#shorts (do not attempt)

[osheridan]

Society: Kids don't want to get kidnapped
The kid in the second one:

[osheridan]

The BLM one is a straight villain arc 💀💀

[andreiarhiri]

hahaha the parents with one too many kids at the dinner table ...

[legendaryoof]

i guess you could say that she is clowning around

[no_signal_]

Bruh that is anything but chicken, that shit look like dried up zombie liver 💀

[owlwaifu]

A landlord cannot restrict what a tenant wears, if they try to do so in a lease you can report him to your local housing authority for possible harrasment

[kaiwilliams]

How do you not notice a random kid in your car

[jaz-bexi]

the mobile game shit happened to me wtf

[peachtea]

omfg i literally play so many games in my head it’s concerning. i’ll be like barely awake and realize i’m sorting water or playing plox in my mind like wtf 😭😭

[ryrysantics]

“We broke up! Guess black lives don’t matter 😭” -broken soul/ that white girl


(Black lives do matter this was a joke)

[matrixiekitty]

Ok but that colored tubes game one is way too relatable, I have a similar game holding me in a vice grip lmao

[Deadpresidentzs]

Dude!! I got addicted to the king quest game thingy (with those ads that are all over the place and u have to save the king) and I’ve had so many dreams of just me playing the game 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[leahjehu]

The clown one did not spell exception correctly lmfao

[idkmannnnnnnn]

bro nah that isnt chicken that's straight up clay 💀

[weasill]

that chicken looks like a prosthetic organ

[stoobidthing]

That chicken ain't rare, that's once in a lifetime

[RebeccaTrently]

Plot twist (second one) they’re actually the middle child and the mom was actually trying to tell the story from the child’s eye 😂

[Useless]

That woman accidentally kidnapped that guy.

[eldergod]

She ruined clown parties after 7pm for the complex

[mandl]

Its always that one girl with that cushioned backboard