Win Any Argument in 9.17 Seconds

Use this at your own risk.

Arguments on the internet and Discord can be intense... but there is an easy trick to win every time.

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[Beluga]

Subscribe or no electricity for a week

[federicocardello]

The fact that Eugene got beluga to say that he is the best mod, while he could have used that opportunity to get him to say that fortnut is a good game, just shows what kind of villain he is

[NoahAtlantis]

“Apologize, now.”

I’m sorry, you think you deserve an apology.

[CatOfTheRisingSun]

Eugene is such a powerful character, he was able to interrupt written text.

[benedictfishy]

"Did you win the argument?"
"Yes."
"What did it cost."
"My gender."

[vvxi]

Beluga: transforms to girl
Eugene: yes marry me.

[Omma]

Used this against my mom and now I'm being sent to prison for Arson

[thenamestails]

2:50 gotta love the little detail he said "ye", which means word "yes" is still banned.

[TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Looks like being a girl on Discord is more powerful than the Infinity Gauntlet

[spyhy]

"Did you win the argument?"
"Yes"
"What did it cost?"
"Yes"

[jaahas]

"don't argue with an idiot, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience"
-some guy on the Internet

[Fspoke_]

_Ah yes, the classic “Beluwuga” strategy, it’s foolproof, it just works every time!_

[jimfromwalmart]

The sound that played when Eugene appeared is perfect

[arttukettunen]

Love how the mods always get the bot to mute/ban them even though clicking 2-3 times would often be faster

[forresterlewis]

Eugene: gets happy about Beluga calling him the best mod ever
Also Eugene: *your opinion cannot be tolerated, prepare for your ban.*

[TheRareMohab]

i like how hecker was typing while beluga was typing “yes”

[dismal]

The fact that they're arguing at 3 in the morning just makes it more funny

[bobdrey]

The fact that beluga gained over 2 million subs in a month is awesome

[ozgamerab]

2:14 DID YOU REALISE SOMETHING?! HECKER WAS LITERALLY TYPING!!!

[muhammadhashir]

"You wanna go out any time, "

"Yes, right now in fact."

Leaves server