Crunchy Mom Nightmare: First Day of School

I had a nightmare the other night about sending my kids off to school. Had a hard time going back to sleep, that's for sure.

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[fIightsofideas]

“You spilled Dr. Pepper on your baby Yoda shirt yesterday at Chuck E. Cheese” is such a loaded sentence

[Neil-xcoc]

Love the nightmare mom. Seems like a kind suburban mom who's just trying her best.

[nosferatussister]

I want these two moms to meet and eventually become unlikely best friends

[jordanhicks]

Seems like a pretty good mom to me! Teaches her kids to be assertive and stand up for themselves

[janierose]

Two very different moms with one thing in common. They both love their kids and are doing what they believe to be the best for them.

[marisadaniela]

"I'll choose a curriculum tomorrow" is a phrase I say every August about 4 million times

[arock]

Damn…. Honestly she seems like a REALLY good mom

[cactiideluxe]

2 different versions of a mom that loves her kids and is trying her best ❤

[mayalakshman]

The entirety of the Asian population, crunchy or not, had a heart attack when she said “you can put on your shoes upstairs”…

[franniepan]

I started out as a crunchy mom, 5 years on, I'm definitely the other one 😅

[emilybryant]

When you relate to both crunchy mom and her alter ego 😂

[Lisanoencasa]

I’m not a parent nor full on crunchy but you make me laugh girl!

[amberpask]

I love that I recognise myself in both Crunchy mom and nightmare Mom 😂✨️ balance ✨️

[immadolphin]

Omg, the details! Even the anti-mouth-breating-sticker she rips off after waking up from the nightmare.. 😄

[ineffablefallen]

“what do you mean they’re too tight? you said they fit in the store!”
this sentence gives me way too many memories of school.

[ThisMightBeArleighXO]

I can’t tell if you’re a hella good actor or actually crunchy.

[brianach]

I love that even in her nightmare there is no lack of love or involvement for her kids. 💖

Side note: I have a very similar Coke shirt. Sorry, Crunchy Mom. 😬😂

[TraeSMR]

As a latch-key kid in the late 90s, all I can say is this Mom would have been heaven. At least she's present and involved with her children.

[jmw]

That must have either been fun or painful for Crunchy Mom to film. She’s such a good actress, I can’t decide.

[CxsmicRxse]

I was very confused till I read the title