The Most Useless Superpowers

It’s a common icebreaker question that pretty much everyone has considered once in their life—if you could have any superpower, what would it be? Many would like to be able to fly or turn invisible, while others would prefer super speed, but there are plenty of bizarre superpowers featured in comic books that you might not be aware of.

Sadly, some of them are quite useless in the grand scheme of things, as some characters are gifted the powers of super-humming or super-kite-flying. Let’s take a look at some characters from comic books who have the most useless superpowers.

#Superpowers #Comics #Superheroes

Glob Herman | 0:00
Kite Man | 1:25
Ulysses Solomon Archer | 2:20
Hum Dinger | 3:24
Missing Man | 4:13

[Looper]

What other "super" powers do you think should've made this list?

[rustyshackleford]

Missing man's real super power was being simpler to draw

[dinosaurusmaximus]

You best not be insulting my boy Glob Herman.

[jrace]

Describing Batman as a spandex karate vampire amuses me.

[cameronarchuleta]

Yah but Kite man knocked out Batman before.

[jasdeepsingh]

What about arm fall off boy, yeah DC made that . His powers were his hand falls off!!!

[aurelius]

Kite-man "HELL YEAH!" the hero we deserve

[alienhybrid]

Arm Fall Off Boy. I would love to see that live action movie or series. That would be worth watching for sure.

[simonaverbukh]

Becoming invisible when nobody is looking should have made the list

[zacharyboland]

Glob Herman has an amazing superpower. He's nearly indestructible and has super strength.

[DficienC]

Glob herman is actually really strong superhuman strength, speed and durability and he sets himself on fire because he can set everything else on fire

[andrews]

Kite man is the most important part of the newest story “The War Of Jokes and Riddles.” Kiteman! Hell yeah!

[mitchell_clark]

Bruh Batman is so good at karate he became the leader of The Justice League.

[lofipiggy]

My name is Fartsee, and I am a superhero.
Just like my brother Farsee, who can see into the future.
I can see who is going to fart.

[OverReaperCh]

I think the last one isn't completly useless. If you think about it, it may look silly, but If it works as I think then it's pretty good one.

If his power makes his torso disappear and can't be hit in torso, then All his Vital organs, except brain are save. So he only need to watch his head. And of course his arms and legs as well, but still it's pretty good if you look at this power just like me.

[Lover-of-Creative-Priorities]

When it comes to him and that jelly like form,
I like to imagine he's the missing 5th U-Foe,
Only he could be smaller and without the skeleton showing underneath so he might be able to move around with a lot of Sand man abilities

[niko]

Remember that guy that could beat up people with a dead dog? That's a real superhero, look it up if you don't believe me

[Rittikgarg]

I want superpower where I get a penny everytime I hear about net neutrality

[Babbleplay]

Big Rig guy could not JUST control his truck... He also had the AMAZING superhuman power to pick up CB frequencies with his metal head plate.

[jevonjackson]

Looper i have an tittle for a list top five most useless superheroes
5. Cupcake boy
4. Creampuff man
3. Daddy's little girl
2. Mama's boy
1. The human bed wetter
Honorable mention
The human night light
Just a suggestion looper