Conan Busts Jordan Schlansky & His Elitist Espresso Machine | CONAN on TBS

Jordan bought a fancy $500 Italian espresso machine on the company dime, so Conan is out for revenge.

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Conan Busts Jordan Schlansky & His Elitist Espresso Machine | CONAN on TBS

[punkivy]

The rare Schlansky smile.
“I didn’t want to spend your money needlessly.”

[alZiiHardstylez]

"I didn't want to spend your money needlessly"

I love how he breaks there. Brilliant dynamic.

[kissofdeath]

"I didn't want to spend your money needlessly."

It's so clever and funny even Jordan wanted to laugh at his own joke.

[SharikSobaka]

“I’m noticing that you talk about United States and Americans almost with contempt. Do you realize—that you’re from *BUFFALO* ?” I died lmao 🤌🏻😂

[Erik-hohi]

"The Fuhrer was behind fewer doors in his bunker". 😂

[lcuhicz]

Three separate references to Hitler, Mussolini, and Osama bin Laden within the span of thirty seconds. I love Conan

[ryanthomas]

Ellen WISHES she had this much chemistry and fun with her staff.

[scamrasc]

Deadpan monotone: "I want you to understand that it's not my responsibility to be forthcoming or make announcements of any kind. I suggest..." Dude could be a lawyer

[schana]

Jordan cracking up slightly when he says "I didn't wanna spend your money needlessly" is so good

[deadbutmoving]

Jordan Schlansky did nothing wrong. He merely "suggested" the purchase of the espresso machine. How it got to it's location, why Jordan's office is behind 7 doors, and why the machine's display language is in Italian is not his fault or responsibility. He even did the staff a favor and wrote down instructions on how to use the machine to make a proper Italian espresso. This man is a hero and a great fake Italian.

[jordonschlansky]

I have various duties, my title is associate producer.

[latch_key]

Jeez this is 7 years old. Anyone else on a Conan binge while being in lockdown?

[positronicreflex.]

To this day, I call a single biscotto by its proper name thanks to Jordan.

[justaverage]

“It has a simple ON/OFF switch, in English, because God bless America, you son of a bitch.” Pure gold

[monumentsNmelodies]

I swear these Conan remote's/bits with Jordan and the Crew helped get me through the last 2 1/2 years. No matter how many times I've seen them they still cheer me up.

[phothewin]

Who else is on a Conan binge right now?

[MrAlexLowen]

I think that when Jordan said the "biscotti" line, Conan was honestly surprised and realized the guy had high potential for future comedy situations.

[Onio_]

ESPRESSO 101 (instructions shown):
Despite what is often served in the US, a proper normal shot of espresso is 25 ml (approximately 1 ounce) and has half the caffeine of a standard 6 oz. cup of American coffee.

This machine dispenses a normal 25 ml shot, and will correctly fill only 1/4 of the 4 ounce paper Lavazza espresso cups.

*1. Open the small center drawer under the control panel screen, insert a new sealed LAVAZZA espresso capsule UPSIDE DOWN into back of drawer until properly seated, and close the drawer.*

*2. Position one paper espresso cup on UPPER platform tray, centered beneath the large dispenser head. The 2 spouts built into the head will fill one cup.*

*3. Once the display screen says "PRONTO", press ANY of the 4 buttons on the right side of the control panel. Contrary to what the pictures may show, they will all dispense the exact same 25 ml espresso shot.*

*4. After brewing finished, wait a few seconds longer until all of the espresso is completely dispensed into the cup. Used capsule does NOT need to be removed.*

Do NOT press any of the buttons on the left side of the control panel. We do not have the steam wand attachment. You cannot make a cappuccino with this machine. The spout on the right is not functional.

[owenpattaylor]

5:31 seeing jordan slightly break as conan was describing the new coffee machine was great

[daxoze]

The biscotti/biscotto argument absolutely kills me every time. It's quintessential Jordan.