Jordan Schlansky Reviews Toilet Paper | Conan O'Brien Radio

Conan's "Consumer Watchdog," Jordan Schlansky, purchases toilet paper in bulk, and has discovered drastic differences in his previous orders and his latest.


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[chrissantucci]

Let's face it: Many of us are more excited to see a video where Jordan reviews toilet paper than we are to see Conan interview an A lister.

[TDCCFan]

"Consumer Watchdog - Jordan Schlansky" needs to be a recurring segment lmao

[Xbitrate]

Tarantino himself couldn't write as good dialogue as this. This is gold.

[StatusMusicDesign]

Jordan's guest bathroom logic is absolutely flawless. He's the champion of consideration we all need.

[malkolm_kent]

"I'm used to unusual looks for a variety of reasons. That never deters me"

I love this man so much lol

[jayynagar]

"If you are that person. I've got you covered." - Jordan Schlansky

What a bro! Truly prepared himself in various ways!

[TheBabyDumbo]

I love it when Conan just sits there quietly, looking at Jordan with slight amusement mixed in with disgust and disbelief.

[nimflower]

On a level, I feel like Jordan Schlansky could possibly be one of the most trustworthy and reliable people

[pzvudlg]

A fresh 6 pack of sealed charmin in the guest bath is a baller move.

[duckfestdude]

Jordan rolled this out way further than I thought possible. Surprisingly absorbing and layered.

[burkles]

Schlansky is 100% right about the 6 rolls of new TP for guests. Its very classy and thoughtful. Conan was raised like an animal.

[stevenqirkle]

“I’m saying if you are that person, I got you covered”. Conan could stand to learn a thing or two about compassion from this beautiful man.

[Joel-tvtt]

As someone who also uses toilet paper to blow my nose I appreciate such in-depth insights from Jordan.

[CLuvTravels]

"I survive not by strength but by adaptability" nice

[MrAceAwesome]

"A person of your course visual perception would not even recognize the difference between a giant roll and a mega roll". What a burn holy crap.

[roguesample]

“I’m used to unusual looks for a variety of reasons, that never deters me”
“Of course”
god bless these two

[bowska]

“6 rolls is enough to comfort people” is both the most absurd and truest statement I’ve ever heard

[obstn]

Why Jordan doesn’t have his own show or podcast is beyond me. He is the most entertaining thing ever. By the way, I just bought two cases of charmin ultra gentle on his recommendation.

[borislugosi]

"Any physicist would know that the use of toilet paper involves friction" 😂

[martinrs]

Pretty much everything Jordan said during 20 minutes straight is highly quotable, he's a genius.