Jordan Schlansky Defends His Elitist Espresso Machine | Team Coco Radio

10 years later, Jordan Schlansky is still defending the $500 espresso machine he bought on the company dime.


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[sdsdfdu]

When Jordan's wife tells him "I love you" he says "I share your emotional attitude"

[ludovictrottier]

You can feel how Conan starts with the best intentions to have a normal conversation with Jordan, but progressively realises that it not going to happen.

[JJ-gfze]

It's nice to see Jordan still participating in team Coco content in various ways

[timy]

It’s ridiculous how Jordan seems to be relaxed and hostile at the same time. Him being articulate makes this even funnier.

[Milan_N]

"I'll go along with this premise" Jordan Schlansky is a national treasure.

[kaemincha]

Conan hit the nail on the head with saying Jordan sounds like he's defending himself in a court deposition.

[pancakesean]

Conan by himself is amazing, but the fact that so many people who work for him are quirky and hilarious is fantastic.

[jettivonaviska]

I love that when Jordan talks to other producers and writers he's just a normal person, and the SECOND he's with Conan he's in full game mode.

[pillbugm]

Conan hit the nail on the head with the court analogy. It's not that Jordan feels like a robot, it's the fact that he's always trying to speak like he knows anything he says may be used against him in a court of law.

[diabolistic]

Jordan Schlansky: Will never flat-out say Yes or No, will never confirm nor deny, will always try to inject something about Italy into a story or anecdote, will never use a simple word if a more vague word is available. A couple of simple rules, but creates such an interesting and hilarious foil to Conan.

[jackbauer]

It’s so nice of Jordan to take time out of his day to be on the show between preparing his body in various ways.

[ExtremeCacti]

I love the fact they didn’t even mention that the instructions to use the machine were in Italian😂 He definitely didn’t want anyone else using it.

[edawgrules]

Jordan correcting Conan about the pluralizing of barista as Conan is berating him about the espresso machine is priceless.

[mrdzuan]

I just love that little smirk Jordan does just before he corrected Conan for adding ‘s’ to barista 😂

[josephavila]

The comedy is born from Jordan trying to be as proper and accurate as possible with his responses while Conan comes in as wrecking ball of improper colloquial jive, leaving Jordan to pick up the pieces in a comedic battle of arrant. Comedy gold.

[jimmy]

Jordan is a genius. Buys ultra high-end espresso machine with show money, puts it in an inaccessible area, and then even if you can reach it all the instructions are in Italian.
Bellissima 🤣

[jeraldcastillo]

I like how direct Jordan responds to Conan's questions. You can tell he's prepared himself in various ways.

[QuantumPineapple]

Nearly a decade later and Jordan stays true to his convictions. That machine was a necessary purchase back then and sure as hell a necessary purchase today. God bless Jordan

[YichenWang]

I love Jordan has truly embraced the character and decided to stay in this character even after the show is over.

[TopFloorEricc]

“I’ll go along with this premise” killed me 😂😂😂😂 One line to sum up their entire relationship