Wizard Beer

It's MADE of HOPS!

[SoupEmperor]

I like how it's his secret lair but he immediately approaches the stranger and reveals all of his secrets unprompted.

[shaurmiath]

I really like how this Wizard is torn between wanting to show off his beer, but also wanting to make it a secret because it's cooler.

[camilogarciaylasaari]

I'm obsessed with the sound design of this one. You could convince me this was audio taken from an actual 90s commercial and I wouldn't question it even once.

[snippyboons]

If ads were more like this, I'd be more interested to buy them than actively avoid them.

[unironicallylikesranger]

I like how the tagline is just the entire commercial again.

[TheSkullivan]

I like how he angrily insists that it’s a secret but he also can’t stop talking about it in excruciating detail.

[Broeckchen]

Jesus the pacing and dialogue feels so incredibly accurate to the ads I grew up with

[vixx-kun]

"Coming to a tavern near you except it won't because it's SECRET!" Always gets me😂

[dandeliondomain]

if modern ads were like this i literally would go out of my way to watch advertisements for fun

[hibryd]

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: This secret ale made from hops collected from distant prairies by an army of little owls won't hurt you, but it may make you more muscular and powerful.

[inaoifeble]

80% alc and that kid is just chugging it, what a trooper

[colin-halter]

My favorite part is how the wizard speaks with about 30% less punctuation than he should, which gives him a very strange vocal pattern

[Xaxp]

Seeing a wizard use his potion knowledge to brew beer so he can get drunk without anyone bothering him is an amazing TTRPG character idea.

[chompythebeast]

He asks "how did you get here?", but like, there's a path, man. And it's at the top of the kind of mountain that has a forest on it. Seems like a pleasant hike

[VervetMonkey]

you made this so authentically 90's with the audio quality and the pacing of the dialogue, plus the tagline just being the commercial again is just genius

[hampter]

I haven't heard the original in so long it feels weird, I'm so used to that guy saying "So this is where major kloog lives" and the wizard yelling "I GROOM MINORS!"

[QuixoteBadger]

Only a wizard could make 160-proof ale. This is what the potion seller meant when he said "You can't handle my potions, they're too strong for you"

[robertcopp]

"We brew it and it's good and it's delicious" goes fucking hard

[dtesseract]

I like how it changes from being called “Wizard Ale” to “Wizard Beer”

[Blandco]

I was worried that people would forget the 90's squiggle design. I see now that it will be preserved forever.