Calling it SchmArby's, the animation style, and the overall whackiness of the wizards makes me think this is something that could happen in a Chowder episode
danieldelira
This is perfect. The wizards, the mountain dew, the arby's. Everything. Truly a cinema masterpiece.
boscoluv
I like how the wizards pushed in a door that pulls. Truly shows their power
stripeyghost
“CAULDRON BOIL CAULDRON BUBBLE”
“BAJA BLAST TO FUEL MY TROUBLE”
lukeanimations
Need an entire 3 season cartoon series based off this poor woman dealing with wizards and other nonsense.
sarmelionbloodweaver
This looks like the opening of a pilot cartoon centered around wizards who have adjusted to the modern world, but they were already crazy by their world standards. So the shenanigans they get into can be summed upto "me and the boys" memes...but with magic.
UnknownOwl
You have no idea how much i want a show about these 3 wizards getting into hijinks, while trying to compete with there far more competent rivals Shadow Wizard Money Gang
ghostlee
How many of us came back to see if they actually did push open the pull door?
Show of hands
CasualREDACTED
I guess she's lucky they already had a body for the ritual
MyDogLuther
I spiritually resonate with 3 AM wizard ballin’
Jameskii
I love how making the "Good God" and "Oh No" her reaction rather than just having some sort of "What are you doing?" or "What is going on?" implies that this is a known occurrence to her. Either these Wizards have menaced other locations or have even menaced this once before.
ChibiHoboProductions
"GOOD GOD-" famous last words before getting shoved in a mage's portal
Cristonchi
This is actually a decent plot for a TV show. A graveyard shift skeleton crew at a fast food place are visited nightly by a group of wizards who do increasingly wacky things, causing the near complete destruction of the restaurant. And before they leave at the first sign of day light, they cast a spell that fixes the place as if they were never there.
Edit: Since this idea was so popular, I decided to write the first episode.
Scene: Diagonal aerial view of a fast food restaurant. A sign above the front entrance reads "Shmarbies". The parking lot is empty, save for an old truck in the employee's parking, as well as a bicycle on a bike rack.
Scene transitions to the interior, facing the door. A clock in the upper right indicates it is 2:58AM. The camera zooms out and a young lady wearing employee attire and comes into frame standing behind a cash register. No customers are present.
Cashier: (drowsy) "Why did I agree to this shift, nobody's even coming." (Cashier's eyes faulter and begin to close).
Scene transitions to front door again, with the clock indicating it is 2:59AM. The Clock hits 3:00AM.
Door suddenly swings open on its own and 3 men wearing robes of different colors enter in a single file line.
Cashier: (Jolts awake and eyes the 3 wizards in surprise) (stammering) "Wel-Welcome to Shmarbies, can I take your order?"
Scene transitions to the kitchen where a chef is sitting down reading a book, the stoves are off.
Chef: (Hearing the cashier, gets up and turns on the stove.)
Scene transitions back to the front desk.
The 3 wizards: (Walking past front desk, one now holding a cauldron, seemingly appearing from nowhere and walks to the beverage machine. The other two gather in front of the beverage machine. The one holding the cauldron begins filling it with Sprite and diet Pepsi).
Cashier: "Good God. Sir. Sir! You have to pay for that."
Wizard 1: (Completely ignoring cashier, carries the cauldron of soda to the other 2 wizards.)
Wizard 2: (Pulls out from behind his back a person tied up with a bag over his head).
Wizard 3: (Begins floating and chanting, his eyes glowing as the hostage sinks into the cauldron).
Cashier: "What are you doing to that man?!"
Chef: (Now exiting the kitchen to investigate the ruckus, sees the man in the cauldron) "Stop what you're doing and get out!" (Approaching the wizards)
Wizards: (Facing the chef, now floating again, static electricity emanating from their eyes).
Chef: (Suddenly surrounded by smoke. When the smoke clears, a frog can be seen on the floor. The frog appears to be trying to stand on its hind legs while moving back to the front desk.)
Cashier: (Rushes to phone and dials emergency services, the phone beeps and doesn't connect) "What's happening?"
Scene transitions to outside, a box of wires on the wall is opens and the wires inside are cut.
Wizards: (Now back to normal, carry the cauldron towards the kitchen.)
Cashier says nothing and does nothing out of fear.
Scene transitions to the kitchen.
One wizard is drawing arcane symbols on the floor, one is chanting and the third dumps some of the contents of the cauldron onto the symbols, and disposes the rest into a sink.
Scene transitions back to front desk, this time the kitchen is partially visible.
A portal suddenly opens and demons begin pouring out.
Cashier: (Suddenly turns to the portal in surprise, and then back to the front where one wizard is running with a basketball to a hoop on a wall that wasn't there before.) "Oh no."
Wizard: (Jumps towards hoop.)
Cashier: "Oh No!"
Wizard: (Misses hoop and crashes into wall.)
Demons begin running out of the kitchen and the other 2 wizards follow closely behind, casting magic bolts at the demons.
Battle scene plays out, and the demons are all destroyed as well as many of the walls and windows.
Scene transitions to front door. The Clock now indicates that it is 4:59AM
Wizards: (Forms single file line and leave through what's left of the front door, turns around and casts a spell.)
The whole restaurant begins to be put back together, the camera pans around 360 degrees.
The Clock now hits 5:00AM and the manager enters the building.
Cashier: (In exhausted voice) "Manager. Sir. The restaurant was invaded by psychos, they took soda without paying, they dissolved a guy, turned the chef into a frog, they made a portal and demons came out and they all destroyed the restaurant!"
The manager scans the restaurant and looks at the chef who is now a human again. The manager turns to the cashier.
Cashier: What are you on about? The restaurant and the chef are fine.
Chef: "No, she's right. That all happened, just look at the security camera feed."
Manager: (Frustrated) "Fine, I'll humor you".
Scene transitions to security room, all 3 are intently viewing the camera footage.
The footage shows a group of people people entering the store, they all order Sprite and diet Pepsi. The group leaves and nothing else happened for the rest of the shift.
Manager: "See? It sounds like you two were dozing off on duty and imagined the whole thing. I should fire you two for this but you're the only ones who will take this shift. Now I don't want to hear any more of this nonsense, am I clear?"
Cashier: "Bu-But... Yes sir..."
Manager: "Good, now clean up the restaurant for the day shift."
The two are wiping tables and floors as the camera zooms out, eventually reaching to the street corner where the 3 wizards are sitting around and smoking pipes.
Credits scene plays and screen dims to black.
MrLandShark_
I love how each Wizards has their own personality. Green is evil, blue is dumb but helpful and red is straight up just a menace to everyone. Love it
antoinemayrand
I imagine all of the wizards being voiced by Weird Al
weezmiser
Oh my god, they do push the pull door. You can see it a bit before that sick dunk the wizard did.
ChewedBubbleGun
When it’s 3AM at SchmArby’s and the Mages are feeling overly enhanced on silly.
ViolacTrough
Wizards where they aren’t supposed to be is one of my favorite non-sense jokes, I need more of it.
enigmaodell
Don’t you just hate it when three wizards come in on your late night shift to cook dead bodies in Mountain Dew and play basketball?
