Jordan, I took your advice and it ruined my life…

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[sloppywetkiss]

Thank you, Jordan, for clarifying that we should not engage in beastiality. That was a close one.

[drewjones]

The "When did I flirt?" dialogue is one of the funniest things I've ever seen

[thatiowan]

Jordan defending Josh as not "an etc" was adorable

[angeler]

Josh screaming "When you put a ring on my finger!!!!" is probably one of the top funniest moments of messy mondays ever. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[live_unafraid]

"The problem begins when watching a movie and it's an animal that's a person."
I spit out my soup when he said that 🤣

[hannahwalker]

Wait, there are people who don’t watch to the end? How do they feel complete without hearing Jordan say, “Don’t be messy…and leave good messyges”? I can’t understand those people.

[roseldamalfoy]

Having a crush on made-up people is actually really normal, there are hundreds of other people who are the same situation. Don't feel like you're a weirdo just because of that.

[EveryPeachInReach]

I live for Josh's laugh in the background.

[noteself]

"If I was a fly on the wall and I heard a guy say that, I would go straight up his nose." 😂😂😂

[melissawood]

I would buy a shirt if it said 'when did I flirt?' Josh's voice killed me!

[aliciam]

"Every time I remember my knees, I think about him."
"wHeN yOuR hAnD wAs oN mY kNeEs!!"

[brettbierschenk]

When Josh said "when your head was on my knees" 😆

[niya]

"Heartmones are like the evil twin of the heart." - Jordan

[stephentroyer]

Oh no. "When did I flirt" guy sounds like a younger version of me that I am happy to have grown out of.

He's terrified of messing up his practically unreachable goal of only dating one person. He also doesn't feel worthy of any attention, so he's flattered by her friendship. He probably likes her a lot and would date her immediately except he's not sure he would marry her. He asks when he flirted because those are the times he messed up and let himself be vulnerable.

It's not her problem and not your fault for helping her see through his games.

[sayjoy]

That “don’t follow your heart” idea is something you don’t often hear from mainstream media...it’s in the Bible tho. Jer 17:9

[sloppywetkiss]

"I just want to give love to a girl." My mind drifted to a realm beyond messyges land for a second. That was scary.

[jameshaining]

I wanna see YOLO freestyling while Jordan supplies the beat by repeating “when did I flirt?” 😂

[robertboekee]

This episode was a perfect snapshot of all that makes Blimey Cow such a fantastic place.

[melfree]

10:48 I didn’t know I needed Josh to turn into Miss Piggy in an episode of Messyges, but apparently I did.