The effects of vampire blood

"I VANt to suck your blood!"

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Hi, Al. This video is a dub of a Tumblr / Reddit meme about the effects of vampire blood, and the vanpire. Please show it to people who will like it. Thank you.

[JeaneyCollects]

"I VANt to suck your blood!"

[Nooy_]

When a vampire drinks vampire blood they become a cannibal

[joliealbury]

The Vanpire's natural enemy is the Van Helsing, of course.

[DanzoLovesEyes]

There are so many Vanpire models, I can hardly Count them all.

[Disgruntled_Grunt]

There's a hybrid joke there, but I can't piece it together right now.

[BossEvasion]

Fuel your car with vampire blood and you get a Terrorcon.

[Propanesucka]

That was literally a show in the late 90's. To quote Wikipedia:

"When a mysterious meteor crashes into a lonely junkyard, derelict vans and cars take on human-like life. The Van-Pires suck the gas from innocent cars to feed their need for speed and drain the planet of all its fuel. Only four teenagers transformed by the meteor stand between the Van-Pires and a world sucked dry and running on empty. Part teen, part car, all hero. The Motor-Vaters must fight the night to save the day so check your fear and get in gear, the Van-Pires are here!"

[arcanejack]

Fill up a taxi with vampire blood:

"Ello, Gov'nor!"

[raidenthenctzenwithinsomni]

Fuel a car with vampire blood and you get Christine.

[steveluvscows]

Fuel up your bike with vampire blood...you get a Hell Cycle.

[lightcpkhfm]

fun fact, there is actually a movie with this premise, a vampire motorcycle

[lmTysy]

*slaps hood*
Yep, this baby digs through the ditches, burns through the witches and slams in the back of the dragula.

[humanbean]

Loving the increase of vampire content

[navyntune]

MANKIND IS *DEAD*
BLOOD IS *FUEL*
*HELL* IS FULL

[permacoo]

3 vampire videos in a row? You mustve found a new part of the internet!

[deadlydingus]

Some famous vanpires include
- Volkswacula
- Nosubaru
- Carmilla (Yeah. This one kind of was a car pun already.)

[voidjockey]

Mephistopheles now departing,
vroom-vroom!

[Micolino]

I imagine this is the sort of thing vampires in VTM text each other about on slow work nights.

[The_Punishing_Birb]

“Vroom vroom?” “Yes Charon, Vroom vroom.”

[gabrielrussell]

Feed a vampire spawn its master's blood, you get a vampire.