【Smite Him!! Loli God Requiem✩】(Shigure Ui) ENGLISH COVER

"Loli Loli God comes from above!"
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To be honest, I wound up finding this song through tiktok! I LOVED the character animation in the opening and chorus, I just kept watching it. Then I finally found the video by Ui on YT and cracked up HARD at the actual meaning of the song. She and all the team that worked on the song are super talented! So, I said "Why not do a silly little cover?" and here it is! I hope you all have a fun time with it, as it really is just a silly little song.
(Also thank you to all my wonderful friends for providing some creepy guy back vocals for me!! You guys are the best fellas ever! Go check them out, their links are further down.)

Enjoy! :D

LYRICS:
Lonely Loli Loli God comes from above,
Takes only one ring from my bell and you’ll be done
The only salvation for you, my requiem oo
Rea-dy!

Touch me = instant assault!
(Ah!)
Coming at Chu♡ roll call!
(Uh!)
One two three four..
(I’m so sorry!)
Huh? Was that a sorry?Lol
(Ehhh?)
Smite him! Loli god Requiem!
Just so you know for future reference see,
I don’t like you liking me
(Never!)
Why not wash out your dirty mouth with mud?
I’ll see your butt in court?
(Right?)
Alright, Officer that’s the guy
Get him out from my sight
Delusion is all that he’s got in his head
Poor guy shouldn’t be alive
(Artsy-chan! Artsy-chan! Wait for me, Artsy-chan!)
I wonder what your parents will say when they catch you?
(Artsy-chan! Artsy-chan! You’re so damn cuuute!)
Ahh, thank you~
Thanks for your hard work~

Loli Loli God comes from above,
(Zu-kyun!)
If you see a bunch of guys you better run,
(Ba-kyun!)
You are all mentally ill,
Hurry and fucking find a way to chill!
(ey! ey!)

Lovely Loli Loli God comes from above,
(Zu-kyun!)
Takes only one ring from my bell and you’ll be done
(Yes!)
My only very gentle, kind, wonderful guy Onii-chan,
There in that paradise you dream, forever sleep, please

I see. There are so many sickening people spreading like a plague all across the world!
Everyone, I’ll cancel you.

Touch me = instant assault!
(Ah!)
Coming at Chu♡ roll call!
(Uh!)
One two three four..
(I’m so sorry!)
Huh? Was that a sorry? I couldn’t hear!
(Ehhh?)
Smite him! Loli god Requiem!

Hii, everybody in pwisonnnn!
It’s time for our in-jail fan meeting!
I’m about to say something suuuper important,
You better listen up, scumbags!

Small fry. (Thank you~)
Grodie-grodie (Thank you~)
Shut up (Thank you~)
May I ask you to shut the fuck up? (Thank you~)
I hate you. (Thank you~)
Worthless (Thank you~)
Oh god, oh wow, how pathetic!

I can help it though, onii-chan, onee-chan
Help left long ago, you be-long in the- trash!
Disinfecting Sweage number 110
Proper Boundary set - in - motion
Smite Beam!
UI BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
One more time!
UI BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
Mada mada?
UI BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
(The Day of Wrath. The day when blood was rained down upon the sacred Internet.
This ray of holy light purifies any stupid loli-con right down to the bone.
That is the Ui-beam.)

I forgive you all…

Ah ah, how ugly this world has come to be
Collect and paint them white, my work’s cut out for me
The earth a blank canvas cries, “Oh, stain me with your holy powers please”

Lonely girlie whirls herself and turns to him,
And in turn grabs his gentle hand…
Then he wakes up from his dream, reality

You and all your big tough friends,
What's the point of the emptiness you guys are typing into?
Hey tell me!
I’m just a little girl afterall, I know nothing!

Loli Loli God comes from above,
(Zu-kyun!)
Bye bye with a smile your hell has now begun
(Ba-kyun!)
On period, you suck ass
Me pushing you down is what you will see last!
(ey! ey!)

Lovely Loli Loli God comes from above,
(Zu-kyun!)
Takes only one ring from my bell and you’ll be done
(Yes!)
My only very gentle, kind, wonderful guy Onii-chan,
There in that paradise you dream, forever sleep please
The only salvation for you, my requiem oo

Rea-dy!
Touch me = instant assault!
(Ah!)
Coming at Chu♡ roll call!
(Uh!)
One two three four..
(I’m so sorry!)
Huh? Was that a sorry? I couldn’t hear!
(Ehh?)
Smite him! Loli god Requiem!
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☼CREDITS☼
Music, Arrange：D.watt（IOSYS）様
Illust & Animation：ががめ 様 (utsugame)
Illust：しぐれうい (Shigure Ui)
Movie：鬼灯わらべ 様
English Translyrics: Artsythesecond
Vocals: Artsythesecond
Creepy fans-
Mix: Artsythesecond

[masteruni]

Oh my god just hearing "you all are mentally ill" makes it hard to continue the song each time I hear it. it cracks me up too hard

[poe]

Shout out to whoever did the screams during ui-beam in this. Put their whole ass chest into that.

[AKFGJKAF]

THE DANCING WHILE SAYING "you are all mentally ill" IS SO FUNNY

[Shooting_AsterXHeree]

The “May I ask you to Shut the **ck up?” Was just-😭 and the dancing when she says “On period, you suck ass” 💀

[Spraypaint_Artist-yq]

For the people that dont understand what the "bell" is it the alarm key chain shes holding in her hand

[TheGld]

"on period you suck ass" is by far the best lyric in my opinion

[notjames]

The point is that this MV has actual English cover to make every non-Japanese speakers understand the lyrics make it even more sarcasm when listening again.
PS: damn, this comment now has the highest number of likes in this video, but still no pin from the poster.

[arustaa]

Good job at covering this song in English.
This must be hard to do, not only you need to understand the song to choice the appropriate translation you also need to understand so many layers of puns, reference, and so many loli culture behind it. The only thing i think its miss for English cover is to change 110(which is a police number in japan) to 911 its honestly such a perfect translation of context since everyone understand the joke now. And to translate 固有結界(Koyū kekkai) ('proper boundary' in this cover)to reality marble since i am pretty sure its a reference to fate series and Koyū kekkai itself doesn't have any direct translation and only use in fate series media. But overall a very good context filled English cover. Waiting for your next cover 👍

[mizdroidLOID]

"hi everyone in pwisonnnn!!"
I'M FUCKING DYING LMAO WTF

[Aurora-qk]

I was singing this song in my room when no one was around and hoping no one will hear me singing this downstairs💀

[ZukiXD]

Your voice is like mix of jubyphonic and rachie, and not in a bad meaning! And cover was so soft, I really liked it

[mrkv]

Not only she's a stand user in age of 10, but she's also got requiem! How impressive!

[therandommemecat]

The song: absolutely fire 🔥
The lyrics: 💀

[vikaa]

Her smile while smile saying “On period you suck ass!” Is just so good

[crackheadgrandad]

Let me get this straight. The intention of the song is meant to be lolicon degradation porn. but the way it's written also makes it a well written unintentional anti lolicon/pedophilia anthem as well? What a world we live in... 💀💀💀 Amazing job on the cover tho.

[gingerscarlet]

This song goes hard, but I think my class mate needs to hear this.

[TurtleChad]

If this ever gets played at a live concert, I want there to be staff dressed as officers to individually drag away people in the front row.

[runbob]

I love the word oni-chan doesn't need to be translated anymore. It's like everyone knows it.

[RandomPerson]

"Your are all mentally ill. Hurry and f***ing find a way to chill!" and the "On period, you suck ass" make the song a bit funny and I love it lmao, and I utterly love the voice too ^^

[NotRaidenShotgunAnymore]

I swear I am NOT a lolicon or any kind of pervert, but this is so