How to Play Noita in 5 Minutes or Less

Noita is a game with a lot of mechanics to learn, but in this video I'll explain some basic ones in less than 5 minutes.

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Caleb - MightyCasub
Jay - Joltryx
Chug - Chugazug

[Roanish]

This is the best quick start I could find. Most Youtubers ramble on and struggle to explain this stuff. Good Job.

[steveotato]

He was wrong about what water does. If your character is in water and gets the water stain, you can’t be ignited by fire while you have the water stain on your character.

[Mud_Kip]

yo this game makes no sense to a new player. I have genuinely no idea what to do

[kevenbouchard]

Actually knowing there was a end boss and its not just a makes a better score every run motivate me. Thanks for that

[Jojo-ynbx]

"A really powerful enemy will spawn" *kicks statue at said enemy and one-shots it* this game is so bizarre

[Relayer]

I've never had a problem ending a run of Noita within five minutes.

[Mythraen]

Unsure if you messed this up or if it's new, but "water doesn't do anything" isn't accurate, as it protects you from fire, which is huge.

[icykiwi]

This was super quick and helpful. Thanks dude

[joelwallenius]

So much content, didn't know you could fill flasks, for example. No idea what's going on with your clearly OP wands in this footage. Jesus. I thought I got lucky with razor blades and vampirism, lmao.

[almostcompletelyrandomcontent]

i have 20 hours on it and the best i can do is just race for the end and hope i dont get killed

[Quidney]

Does "unlocking" happen permanently or for that playthrough only?

[ibrahimzonbia]

How do you get past the big cliff at the beginning?

[littlefrank]

Yeah but what is the objective of the game, what am I aiming for? I get in the cave and? Go down as much as possible? Go right? Beat some boss? Explore everything?
What is considered a "won run"?

[FriedMetroid]

This game kicks my ass. I think I'm decent at games, I beat Dark Souls, Mega Man, et al
But I can't get very far in this one

[wackrat]

I kinda understand why people like the game but its the only game i would say i regret buying

[WertySensei]

You spent 1:30 of the 5:00 talking about nothing. So... yea...

[SkySweeperSyn]

I just want to know how to play to where I can actually fight bosses... I don't understand this game.

[jlinkpro]

"...a really powerful enemy will spawn"

Proceeds to one shot said enemy with physics.

Seriously though; the statue kick is hilariously helpful.

[HowellDiesel]

This game is hard-core af what in the hell 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[halronius]

i just got this game and just looking at the user interface hurts my brain. so this video isnt much help i dont even know what buttons to press and all that tiny text with crazy RPG math shit is like.. ya this is gonna take a while.. but ive watched gameplay of it which is what compels me to want to learn it so... yep