How To Play Bass (according to wikiHow)

I (pro bassist) am gonna be reviewing some sus Bass guitar tutorials online.
Will I learn something EPIC? Let's see..
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[Davie]

Big thanks once again to noob bassist Davide Biale 🙏🙏🙏

[IIMiikexDII]

I love how they go from "learn scales" to WRITE YOUR OWN SONGS

[JustAGuyWhoCodes]

Instructions unclear, learnt how to play the guitar

[BeheadedKamikaze]

This is the musical equivalent of "How to draw an owl. Step 1: Draw 2 slightly overlapping circles, the bottom one slightly larger than the top one. Step 2: Complete the owl."

[cdprince]

I really liked this guy's tutorial on how to drive a car: Step 1: Choose your Lambo. Step 2: Reprogram the Engine Control Unit to increase horsepower and torque. Step 3: Clean with a gentle, pH-neutral car shampoo.

[loop]

5:34 is the "if you can play it slowly, you can play it quickly" of Davie504

[guythatlovespotato]

Thanks to this guide. I learned to play a guitar.

[davguev]

This is genuinely, among your videos, the one that has made me laugh the most.

[marklinkruger]

Great to see a collab between Davie504 and Davide Biale

[saikonixamastein]

This tutorial has finally taught me how to square the triangle in proper rhythm, thanks Davie504.

[mitreswell]

I am really looking forward to your bass tutorials for beginners!

[Choochinc]

You should have checked that tutorial for how to fish for bass. That's a really underrated bass technique that I feel is invaluable to beginners.

[xboxdonut]

0:45 woah my phones haptic feedback kicked in on that like

[Webberjo]

8:04 That's not 30°! You learned nothing!

[caelenselke-minogue]

2:47 Davie504: "When a bass is out of tune my ears explode"
6:59 Davie's G string:💀

[heathhiatt]

I have seen a lot of your vids. this is my fav so far. im slappin that like!

[alecrisser]

1:30 My first bass is a fretless. My second has six strings. And, yeah, I wouldn't recommend it for everyone, but it worked for me. The good old four-string fretted is ideal for beginners.

[Ubobeo]

Thank you for sharing this tutorial with us! I feel like I'm ready to buy more basses!

[MrDanilop]

3:30 even David have to laugh in front of this!
7:14 blurred lines.

[originalname]

We missed you David, Im happy you are doing well ❤ Stay awsome and slappy !