Come Sail Away with Me - SOUTH PARK

The boys and Chef drive Dr. Mephesto to the hospital. It is revealed that Cartman can't hear Styx's "Come Sail Away" without finishing it.
"Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut" S02

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INT. CHEF’S CAR - NIGHT

Chef drives with Cartman in the front seat and the boys
in back, with an unconscious Mephesto in the way back.

CARTMAN
Is he awake yet?

KYLE
He’s bleeding pretty bad back here.

CHEF
Don’t let him bleed on my Meredith
Baxter Birney memorial towel.

KYLE
What’s a Meredith Baxter Birney
Memorial towel?

CHEF
I actually was with Meredith Baxter
Birney in this very car, and
afterwards, we used that towel to...
Wait a minute, why am I telling you
this?

Meanwhile, Stan is looking incredibly sick.

STAN
Could you pull over so I can get out?

CHEF
What? We have to get to the hospital!

STAN
I have to get out first, I’m not gonna
make it. I can’t stand hospitals!

CHEF
Sorry, Stan. We just gotta drop
Mephesto off, and then we can get out
of there, alright?


KYLE
Man, it’s really starting to snow, I
hope they don’t close the roads.

CARTMAN
They can’t! Mephesto can’t die!!!

KYLE
Maybe it’s better you don’t know who
your father is, Cartman.

CARTMAN
No way dude, I can’t stand to leave
things unfinished. It’s like when you
hear the first part of that song “Come
Sail Away” by Styx. If I hear the
first part I have to finish it.

Everybody looks at each other, confused.

KYLE
Really?

CARTMAN
Yeah. I can’t do anything until it’s
done.

KYLE
I’m sailingg awayyy...

CARTMAN
No! Don’t!

KYLE
Set an open course for the Virgin
Sea...

Kyle stops abruptly. Cartman sits and shakes. He turns
red like he’s trying desperately to hold back. Finally,
his mouth opens and it comes bursting forth.

CARTMAN
-Cause I’ve got to be free to carry
on. Duh-dun (and so on)

KYLE
Woa, dude!

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[ShyGuy]

That’s commitment right there to finish an entire song.

[darkrubberduckygokurob]

0:47 Why Kyle wouldn't use this kryptonite on Cartman again I don't know. They need to throw this in a new episode.

[sabreejohnson]

I love how cartman was singing the whole song so fast. It was pure funny.😂😂

[ComicalRealm]

Cartman can take any song and turn it beautiful

[Killjoy]

We used to watch this episode over and over again with my big brother as we were kids. We had it even taped on VHS.
This moment was then and still is his favorite.

[piercelindenberg]

I wish they’d do this again with Cartman. I’d love to hear a full cover of the song like they did with Poker Face.

[elisabethheiman]

🎶I'm sailing away
Set an open course for the Virgin Sea
'Cause I've got to be free
Free to face the life that's ahead of me
On board I'm the captain
So climb aboard
We'll search for tomorrow
On every shore and I'll try
Oh Lord I'll try
To carry on
I look to the sea
Reflections in the waves spark my memory
Some happy some sad
I think of childhood friends and the dreams we had
We live happily forever
So the story goes
But somehow we missed out
On that pot of gold
But we'll try best that we can
To carry on
A gathering of angels
Appeared above my head
They sang to me this song of hope
And this is what they said
They said, come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me (lads)
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me (baby)
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me
I thought that they were angels
But to my surprise
We climbed aboard their starship
We headed for the skies
Singing, come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me (lads)
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me
Come sail away, come sail away
Come sail away with me🎶

[job]

This scene brings back memories of when I saw this episode debut on Comedy Central. I remember when I was so excited when I'd get to find out who was Cartman's father, then when it turned out to be a Terrance and Phillip episode, I was so pissed off. When I had to wait even longer and realized this was the actual episode, I kept thinking "When are you going to show us who Cartman's father is?!" I was in middle school back then and can still remember when I had to be so quiet with the tv low, so that my mom didn't know I was watching it.

[branchyapple]

1:22 every shot like this, looks like they are *driving in space*

[grokeffer]

Kenny should watch out !! Those Bastards are going to kill him !!

[oreo_toons]

I love classic cartman! He will always be my favorite.

[AndreaPinkPrincess]

Wow, Cartman is singing so fast
I like the way Kyle says "really?" 0:43

[georgewashington]

I'm in the grocery store last week, this song comes on, and all these years later what I hear in my head is Cartman.

[vincentvalentine]

In cartmans defense it is a really good song

[thomaskazar]

The part about cartman singing the WHOLE song is so HILARIOUSLY FUNNY

[lj]

Trey was hella out of breath after that😂😂

[Bayan]

I remember watching this when it first aired, I was laughing so hard I fell off my couch.

[johnfreepunk]

Come sail away
Come sail away
Come sail away with me YOU GUYS

[zylaxis]

This is why Cartman is my favorite character