Shopping For Groceries Like You're Not Single

[dropout]

Or do what I do and order Seamless every night.

[UPlayNetwork]

Pro tip: Put your phone on silent when you pretend to be talking to someone

[a........]

“And remember, humus is a meal”


Would you say it’s technically a meal

[sabatheus]

I thought I was the only one who cries in the Goya aisle.

[MaddysinLeigh]

So did he plan to look like Shaggy or was that by accident?

[ridha]

it's a dinner for two>> meals >> two meals for you
hahahaha

[gamerguy]

Hahaha! Hilarious! Now, to delete this from my internet history so my girlfriend doesn't think I'm breaking up with her!

[kehvedna]

"Shopping For Groceries Like You're Not Single" recommended for you...
Thanks Youtube

[notnotkavi]

"hummus is in fact a meal" ok I feel very attacked

[Danntzig]

"Try and limit yourself to 10 cans of chunky soup. Anymore garantees wierd looks from the cashiers." Except cashiers don't give a crap about you and what you're buying from my experience - as a cashier.

[officialprozac]

woah his panic attacks are pretty chill im jealous

[OneNot]

Pro tip: You can check your phone like every 2 minutes to make it seem like someone cares enough to text you.

[oggyreidmore]

Has anyone ever looked into the shopping cart of another shopper and made a judgement about then as a person? And if so, did you actually still give a shit 1/10th of a second after they were out of sight? Yeah, me neither.

[jaimecarter]

i like shopping at whole foods with headphones on. wandering around aimlessly and never making eye contact adds to the ambience

[Allen]

He's missing the whole point of shopping while single ... to advertise one's status as such to others similarly situated.

[JonesCrimson]

If a guitar riffed every time some one looked at me awkwardly I guess I might give a fuck, too.

[SuperSaverPlaysSPG]

shop for yourself and be proud!! Being single is BOSS!
--sincerely,
A married man with a baby

[mostlysane]

I suggest you try a brand new product called not giving a fuck. Yes, you can have your dignity and shop in style. All you need is not give a fuck. Start not giving a fuck today. 

[VxlvetCece]

I’m a cashier and once my boss made me open and I fell asleep in the Goya aisle... miraculously I didn’t get fired but I am no longer ever scheduled in the mornings

[genvalencia]

"The Goya aisle is usually empty" lMAO. So... this is not a hispanic neighborhood?