NOT MY PRECIOUS TWITTER!

Jordan Peterson has to deal with a bunch of chicanery
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Also plz use code ► GRANDAYY ◀ in the Fortnite item shop!

[pikkyeaterz]

When Peterson said “it’s Jordin’ time, ” We nearly lost it.

[StickMaster]

Probably one of the most emotional moments in the entire Breaking Bad series

[Nattedooier]

The finale was great! Can’t believe they got Jordan Peterson as a guest star!

[ArcadeAssassin]

I've never heard such loud silence

[SmileytheSmile]

"I don't know, Jordan. Could you reach into your breast pocket and tell me what's there?"
*sigh* "What now."
*Jordan reaches into his breast pocket only to reveal to the court a large lobster, which he drops in fear immideately.*

[eEmm]

When you zoomed out on him being in the witness seat, I lost it hahahaha

[melonman]

This was my favourite part of the BCS finale, when they revealed chuck was just Jordan Peterson all along!

[jimass]

Are you telling me that a man just happens to get suspended like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jordy!

[ForTheSuperEarth]

"What rules you sons of bitches!"
Gets me every time 😂

[HeisenbergTheFirst]

Your honour my client is just simply having a twitter moment, may we proceed?

[dw]

I honestly can't believe he watched that back and thought it was a good idea to make that video public

[knighter]

Mr. Peterson: "Remember when pride was a sin?"

Also Mr. Peterson:

[goldenbough]

Whenever he swears, it sounds like he's saying it for the first time without his mom around.

[limecoveredbrick]

i unironically love the way he delivers the woke moralists line, it almost sounds like an official invasion notice sent by a count of some neighbouring kingdom

[gamacichi]

Idk why but hearing JP say "what rules, you sons-o'-bitches?" makes me laugh every time

[MrJonathon]

“We’ll see who cancels who”
Has the same energy as
“I have the power of god and
anime on my side”

[FacterinoCommenterino]

Fun Fact - If you do eat raw chicken in Minecraft, eat it whilst crouching as this trick apparently lowers your chance of getting poisoned.

[pcbjunkie]

Losing your twitter account is like no longer being able to get circumsized. You won't know what you'll be missing and it's probably for the better.

[danielbaur]

When Jordan said "it's cleanin' time" the whole theater was going nuts. Truly one of the movies in history.

[UhYeahNoThanks]

a man in his 60s taking a temporary ban worse than your average 14 year old