Trying Dave Portnoy’s only 10 rating…

[MustardSeagull]

It looks like every other cheap frozen pizza I feel like porty would give it like a 3.5 if it wasn't his

[grizzlee]

Somebody should blindfold him and make him try a couple different frozen pizzas can almost guarantee he won't be able to tell the difference

[sgtstedanko]

Portnoy is a perfect example of how connections can make you money regardless what you do

[renob]

I had it and it was flavorless. Give me a Jack’s pizza any day 😂

[parkietruben]

Damn, i didn't know Mark Zuckerberg had a human twin

[simbadg]

I hope somebody some day takes his pizza and puts in a "new pizza" place box to avoid bias. and has dave try it to see what he would really say.

[yilongmask]

1319

“one thousand three hundred and sixteen”

lol

[DummyThiccccc]

Dave would never be biased that's why when he goes to a shop and the ppl are rude he totally doesn't come outside and talk shit then say he will do an unbiased rating then half the time throw away the pizza or just talk more shit about it and the other half the time he doesn't really say much other than ignoring the review and goes back to talking shit about the place

[leytongomes]

Dude you are it all?? I want a slice lol

[kimberly]

In Germany there is one called Gustavo Gusto and it hits so different. Also costs almost as much as a normal pizza but damn it doesn't taste like frozen pizza at all.

[EXPLOBRO]

The video before this was Dave reviewing a pizza with Dr. Phil

[Angel]

Co host wasn't dancing he was trying to to play charade's 💀

[WOWtheBrit]

Look man the more Italian you get the better pizza you get from my experience

[dylanf]

Looks cakey on the bottom. Honestly that’s my biggest problem with almost all these frozen pizzas is you get basically no actual crust browning on the bottom. The only ones I’ve found that aren’t like that are the little mini Costco ones.

[jellyjelly]

As an italian, WHY TF DOES THAT PIZZA CRUNCH?

[thederpyhenchmen]

The pizza review guy looks like mark Zuckerberg

[Deemler]

Blindfold him and let him try other pizzas to see his actual score

[kuhkluia]

Foil is messing with your final product. Blocking heat from circulating. Pizza cooked very unevenly. Pizza steel or stone is required if you want mess contained or straight on the rack on a thin Pizza like this.

[BR_NFL]

it's my family's favorite pizza and i can assure you it is not that crunchy and looks nothing like that, it depends on how you cook it

[mr.unknown]

Dave look like if Mark Zuckerberg was more human 💀